Guild Wars 2

Dear Anet,

i wish to have a snek minipet in game. i looked through the extensive list of miniatures, and the closest thing we have to a snek is a snek-person (not a snek) and jungle wurms (not a snek, also not available).
i looked it up and found you used! to! have! the snek! but removed it because it was too buggy (most sneks don’t eat bugs).
you have done many great things with animations and such! you have animated a tiny mystical dragon (which is the most snek-like thing right now, so i am using it)
so please bring back the hiss rope.

i have attached a picture for inspiration. ideally, several varieties of sneks would be available, perhaps rare drops from raid chests. the ball python can curl up in a ball when it stops moving.
if you require more pictures, you can contact me. i have many.

I fondly remember the ambient snakes. Not sure I want a mini-pet, but would enjoy the ambients back.

They should never bring back sneks because sneks are evil and do many bad things.

For example, a snek will grab its tail in its mouth and turn into a hoop and chase people down the road.

They also will snek up to cows and goats at night and drink milk from their udders (but apparently not sheep, horse, dogs, cats, or people for some reason).

There was an incident some years back where this snek hid in a tree and talked some woman in a garden into eating an apple. This was pretty bad because after that she put her clothes on and the whole thing upset everyone so much her and her husband were chased from the garden by people with flaming swords. And then her and her husband had sex, which caused more problems later.

I know all of this is true because I read it somewhere.

Picture of hoop snek
Picture of snek drinking milk

Just a flesh wound.3589:

They should never bring back sneks because sneks are evil and do many bad things.

For example, a snek will grab its tail in its mouth and turn into a hoop and chase people down the road.

They also will snek up to cows and goats at night and drink milk from their udders (but apparently not sheep, horse, dogs, cats, or people for some reason).

There was an incident some years back where this snek hid in a tree and talked some woman in a garden into eating an apple. This was pretty bad because after that she put her clothes on and the whole thing upset everyone so much her and her husband were chased from the garden by people with flaming swords. And then her and her husband had sex, which caused more problems later.

I know all of this is true because I read it somewhere.

Picture of hoop snek
Picture of snek drinking milk

if +1s meant/did anything, I’d +1 this over and over again.

Just a flesh wound.3589:

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Picture of hoop snek
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Not pictured – Offscreen ele in snek attunement spamming snek blade.

/nowiwantthis

these reactions are encouraging. clearly the return of snek would polarize the playerbase into pro-snek and anti-snek camps, allowing the natural development of faction-based competition, which would finally give meaning to WvW conflicts.
you can even make it ascended crafting i don’t care please snek

Bring back Snek Adventure Box pleeeeeez!

if they bring back the snek, please add adam eve and an apple tree in the middle of lions arch

Curious: why “snek” instead of “snake”? Is this one of these memes where people prefer to call something by a different name because they want to be different? Except then everyone does it so it’s not actually different?

They’re two totally different creatures. They just happen to look the same. It’s convergent evolution, that is.

Zoltar MacRoth.7146:

They’re two totally different creatures. They just happen to look the same. It’s convergent evolution, that is.

That’s true.

Proof showing the difference
1) People run from snakes
2) People don’t run from sneks and after talking to a snek, naked people put their clothes on

Which proves that the OP is against nudity since s/he is actively trying to bring sneks into the game.