Guild Wars 2

I heard there is coming an expansion called Rise of the Tengu. When is this expansion planned to release, will we see new classes, new weapons and new features? Maybe it’s the perfect time to reveal Guild Halls, Personal Housing and GvG battles!

I hope it’s going to add a lot of nice things and also improve on things.

when and were did you heard this?

It was a joke posted April 1st on Reddit

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Yah, it was this post here: http://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/21uesj/exclusive_rise_of_the_tengu_mini_expansion/ by that_shaman. He posted it as a joke.

You know a game is in a sad state when the very idea of an expansion/serious content is seen as a “joke”.

Mental Paradox.3845:

You know a game is in a sad state when the very idea of an expansion/serious content is seen as a “joke”.

In its current state this joke just sounds too good to be true. And even that joke is better made than all the updates this company has been bringing into this game since the living story season 1.

I’m not sure why Anet doesn’t want my money in exchange for that…

Wetpaw.3487:

I’m not sure why Anet doesn’t want my money in exchange for that…

Its far more lucrative to invest work in microtransactions like the current ones than a full expansion.

srsly, the only feathers I want to see in this game are the ones in my pillow.

Eileane.3845:

srsly, the only feathers I want to see in this game are the ones in my pillow.

Hold on guys… I think I may be able to decipher this one. Feathers in this person’s pillow. Is his pillow in the game somehow? Is it tied to his use of “srsly” as a substitute for “seriously?” Are they going to make an add-on which allows you to take real world objects and transfer them into the game? Nope. I am sorry guys. This sentence literally makes zero sense.

Mental Paradox.3845:

You know a game is in a sad state when the very idea of an expansion/serious content is seen as a “joke”.

If you actually read the reddit thread, you would easily see that the joke did not contain “serious content” with the exception of tengu as a playable race.

Goose.5196:

Eileane.3845:

srsly, the only feathers I want to see in this game are the ones in my pillow.

Hold on guys… I think I may be able to decipher this one. Feathers in this person’s pillow. Is his pillow in the game somehow? Is it tied to his use of “srsly” as a substitute for “seriously?” Are they going to make an add-on which allows you to take real world objects and transfer them into the game? Nope. I am sorry guys. This sentence literally makes zero sense.

Funny how it’s a goose that says a comment about not wanting to see feathers outside a pillow makes no sense.

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Konig Des Todes.2086:

Mental Paradox.3845:

You know a game is in a sad state when the very idea of an expansion/serious content is seen as a “joke”.

If you actually read the reddit thread, you would easily see that the joke did not contain “serious content” with the exception of tengu as a playable race.

Goose.5196:

Eileane.3845:

srsly, the only feathers I want to see in this game are the ones in my pillow.

Hold on guys… I think I may be able to decipher this one. Feathers in this person’s pillow. Is his pillow in the game somehow? Is it tied to his use of “srsly” as a substitute for “seriously?” Are they going to make an add-on which allows you to take real world objects and transfer them into the game? Nope. I am sorry guys. This sentence literally makes zero sense.

Funny how it’s a goose that says a comment about not wanting to see feathers outside a pillow makes no sense.

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Is that what he meant? That does not appear to be what the sentence says.

its seems you lack any sense of humor… (I`ll keep any witty comment out of this reply…. you wouldn`t get it anyway)

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Being an Asura by heart, we could discuss the incongruity theory of course. But considering the way you commented my post reply Mr. Goose perhaps the superiority theory would be the one we`re looking for here.

(edit: found a typo, better correct that or who knows what comes next)

OMG thatst the final straw. I am tired of waiting Anet for some content that I would enjoy. Give us a darn Xpac!!!! stop with the LS bull crap please!!!!