Guild Wars 2

Exclussive from Reddit:

http://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/21uesj/exclusive_rise_of_the_tengu_mini_expansion/

Is it April the 1st somewhere already?

Hehe indeed, nice one from that_shaman ^^

chuckle

7.5/10

Edit…. although, if Anet where to do “Endless Transmutation Charge” in the gemstore, I would buy it. Probably be cheaper in the long wrong for an armor kitten like me.

Little early for April Fool’s eh?

To be fair, most of the changes or proposals in this sound a lot better than the recent living story that we’ve been fed so far.

lol

OMG, I would pay gems for a rotten tomato!

No Dark Scarlet Rises Living Story announcement?
I’m willing to bet people would just LOVE another 12 months of Scarlet!

Almost thought I could be a bird.

Also, this is why we haven’t had a balance change in so long. Too busy with April fools she-nay-nays.

ronpierce.2760:

Almost thought I could be a bird.

Also, this is why we haven’t had a balance change in so long. Too busy with April fools she-nay-nays.

Yeah.. except the fact that this is not a joke from ArenaNet, but rather from a player?

I couldn’t read that whole thing. I want it so bad that I cant read it.

Brother Dulfite.5793:

I couldn’t read that whole thing. I want it so bad that I cant read it.

Most of it is desirable… except

‘Level up to 90’ No, just no. No more leveling! No cap raise, no more armor levels. Cause you know that would be the next step.

‘Exclusive lvl 90 dungeon’ Make it an 80, and we’re good…

I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry…

I want to laugh because the concept of murderous quaggans is pretty funny…

I want to cry because those sound like things Anet would LOVE to put in the gem store
I want to cry because Tengu should really have been released by now
I want to cry because the story sounds better than anything we got in Season 1 of the LS

I guess this mostly makes me want to cry…

I really miss Anet’s fake patch notes. These are a nice substitute. Loved the endless experimental rifle and teleportation gun.

Lishtenbird.2814:

Is it April the 1st somewhere already?

Yes it is April fool’s day here now in New Zealand and it would be for Australia as well….

Very nice try. :P

Hahah awesome! I would actually like all of those things in the game! I saw Fissure of Woe and my heart fell a little
Perhaps Anet will read this and make it so!

That’s so cruel lol

Anything ANET does won’t matter and won’t be able to fix this game. Goat Simulator is coming out and that will kill GW2 when all the players go over there.

seem legit…….

post y u no real!

Using Tengu as an april fools joke should be a crime.

Good effort, especially with all the Photoshop. 9/10.

Hahahaha “Black Lion Claim Ticket Scrap Fragment” oh gosh

If only those rings were real

Do you hear that? It’s my heart shattering into thousand pieces…

I want a rotten tomato.. why aren’t rotten tomatoes real???

Man… I’m glad you all aren’t developing this game, because a lot of those ideas are legitimately terrible.

I mean… that storyline is pure garbage. Is invoking the Mursaat REALLY all it takes to get you people swooning?

LanfearShadowflame.3189:

chuckle

7.5/10

Edit…. although, if Anet where to do “Endless Transmutation Charge” in the gemstore, I would buy it. Probably be cheaper in the long wrong for an armor kitten like me.

I would pay a whole 8000 gems for an endless transmutation stones.

chemiclord.3978:

Man… I’m glad you all aren’t developing this game, because a lot of those ideas are legitimately terrible.

I mean… that storyline is pure garbage. Is invoking the Mursaat REALLY all it takes to get you people swooning?

This. The plot is what gave it away for me, seriously Mursaat being summoned by crazy Quaggans? Tengu not having a personal story and HoM items being sold in the gemstore next to “wardrobe unlocks” and instant level 80 scrolls? A raised level cap? I hope nobody is taking this joke too seriously lol, quaggans should stay as Kekai Kotaki put it as “a Poobag because that’s all it was good for.”

Some of these things I really want. Quaggans being killable sounds really, really nice.

There is one killable Quaggan (not a corrupted one) in Timberline Falls…