Guild Wars 2

So for like the first time in forever, I took the time to make a custom gw2 playlist so I can enjoy my music as well as the in game audio.

Anyways I was in Rata Sum and I heard a ton of odd dialogue, or sounds, or whatever you want to call it.

“Oh ho ho, yeah!”
“YES!”
“Ahahaaaaa!”
“Dohehehbleh!”
“Woahahaha!”
“Woohoo!”
“YEA!”
“Oh ho ho ho!”
“Ho Oh HAaa!
and other noises that I cannot put into words.

Other than that, it is just a ton of sneezing and horrible coughing.

I have come to the conclusion that there must be some crazy new dru- err… gas that everyone must be inhaling or something. Honestly, something is going down in Rata Sum and the peacemakers need to crack down on whatever it is before it gets into the hands of the progenies!

Even though I am a Norn, I am still concerned.

Here is an image of some of the effects that this gas is having on some of the residents.

Won’t somebody PLEASE think of the progeny?

Maybe its a prelude to the next LS. Some BEBG released a toxin into the air of Rata Sum and it gives a feeling of euphoria BEFORE SLOWLY AND HORRIBLY KILLING YOU!!!.

keep an eye out for signs of corpes littering the halls of Rata Sum… DUN DUN DUNNN

Gizmo.9178:

Even though I am a Norn, I am still concerned.

rofl soo.. funny

“Even though I am a Norn, I am still concerned”

Uh huh.

You were just “concerned” because you weren’t invited to the party.

Actually, it might be LS prelude, remember the sister of one of the season 1 LS NPCs (sorry name escapes me) was talking about being sent to the Maguuman area.

In all my years of drinking, I have never been a witness to such an event. This is definitely more than just some sort of “party”.

Besides, I don’t think Asurans know how to have fun anyways. Not like us. That proves that there is something bad going on.

There have always been those noises in Rata Sum. I distinctly remember the coughing since before Scarlet existed, maybe even at launch.

And the plot thickens….

Then this must be bigger than Scarlet. Something much older….more ancient…. Maybe as far back as before they had risen to the surface….

Those are some herbal supplements.

Zone.1275:

Those are some herbal supplements.

This is…. horrible…

Gizmo.9178:

Zone.1275:

Those are some herbal supplements.

This is…. horrible…

On the contrary – this is Science. What you see is a controlled scientific experiment at work.
No, i’m not going to say who is controlling it.

Gizmo.9178:

Even though I am a Norn, I am still concerned.

Seems like it’s the perfect time to to stop, drop, and roll all over the floor laughing.

(/notsobviousheightjoke)