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Posted by: Zavve.8205

Zavve.8205

I don’t think I should trust this lady.

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Posted by: Just a flesh wound.3589

Just a flesh wound.3589

“I don’t think I should trust this lady.”

Said the man with the greatsword.

Be careful what you ask for
ANet may give it to you.

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Posted by: Zavve.8205

Zavve.8205

Hey, you can tell I am a soldier from a mile away. I got nothing to hide :P

But an old lady just chilling with a giant blade? Suspicious!

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Posted by: Just a flesh wound.3589

Just a flesh wound.3589

Hey, you can tell I am a soldier from a mile away. I got nothing to hide :P

But an old lady just chilling with a giant blade? Suspicious!

It’s just some poor old lady making her way in the world as best she can.
Her husband, not in sight. (Where is he?)
Her kids, who knows. (I’m sure they grew up and moved out)
No dogs or cats anywhere in the area. (Coincidence)
That little village seems to be somewhat short of people (perhaps they are traveling)
Yet she is pleasingly plump. Very well fed. She’s getting her meals from somewhere.
No doubt that long, sharp knife is used to dig up onions.

Be careful what you ask for
ANet may give it to you.

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Posted by: Dawdler.8521

Dawdler.8521

Hey, you can tell I am a soldier from a mile away. I got nothing to hide :P

But an old lady just chilling with a giant blade? Suspicious!

She probably lost her hand in some horrible war and had it replaced with a metal pointing stick and you come to her house and insult her?

You sir is a horrible person.

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Posted by: zealex.9410

zealex.9410

“I don’t think I should trust this lady.”

Said the man with the greatsword.

its more about the afro doe

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Posted by: Zavve.8205

Zavve.8205

haha these responses.

Fine, I shall not judge! If she stabs me in the back it is on you guys!

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Posted by: Ashen.2907

Ashen.2907

Pretty sure that she lives in a house made of candy….with a very large oven. You should definitely visit.

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Posted by: notebene.3190

notebene.3190

King Arthur: Old woman!
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I’m 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I’m 37. I’m not old.
King Arthur: Well I can’t just call you “man”.
Dennis: Well you could say “Dennis”.
King Arthur: I didn’t know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn’t bother to find out, did you?