Guild Wars 2

There was once a Sylvari from The Grove,
Who versus Mordremoth strove, and strove.
But when a Morderem she’d bash,
her client would crash,
and out the window, her computer, she hove.

Feel free to contribute your own poetry here…

I’d never throw my baby out the window but it matches my Sylvari well when I was fighting Tarir. Just needs a male version.