Guild Wars 2

Anet, I am writing to you for the first time to express my complete and utter dissapointment and loss of faith in your developmental capabilites regarding the christmas patch. While it has given several new and useful changes and features it has forgotten the most important part of this time of year. Kickable orphans.

Many would argue that it is not necessary to kick an orphan to enjoy christmas. I disagree with these heathens and wish to keep up the tradition of generations of my family.

I trust that you will realise the error of your ways upon reading this highly serious and legitimate forum post and understand that I speak for the community in my request.

Ashingtonz.4930:

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I trust that you will realise the error of your ways upon reading this highly serious and legitimate forum post and understand that I speak for the community in my request.

I never voted for you to be my spokesperson…

What the…?

/15nakedcharrs

I shall make up for this by kicking a chavspawn every day from now till xmas!

Most chavs don’t know who their real father is, so I consider it a suitable substitute.

I didn’t know you could kick orphans to begin with. This is hysterical hahaha