Hello fellow players, you may have noticed the big sign in Lion’s Arch today, I took it upon myself to translate this so we would all know what it is saying. I have a few missing letters as you can see, but my my that writing is small.
Danger
Enter at your own risk
Lion’s Arch authorities cannot be held responsible for missing / stolen / damaged
and/or retoured appendages. Small children, dinghies, fruit baskets, skritt,
pumpkin flavored marshmellows, spoons, goo_ hats, ascalonian salads, pocket
watches, earrings, inlaws, spirits of the wild, e patches, warmachines, seraph,
rhubarb pies, mystical artifacts of unquestionable power, mystical artifacts of questionable power, seeing-eye squirrels and carp.
I apologise if this is not where I should be posting this.
Enjoy. 
(edited by Saaldur.5718)