Guild Wars 2

Blessed RNG, we beseech thee, forget not thy servants as we toil in the fields of Orr and Southsun.

Recognize the works of thy servants, clothed in the holy garments of MF, and look favorably upon us. Supply banners and trays in abundance.

Deliver us from DR. Hold fast spawn timers. Stay the hand of Developer and its instruments of Nerf. And light our way to Precursors.

Rain from above rares and exotics in excess, so that our inventory overfloweth, that we might clothe our paper dolls in power and shinies forever and ever, amen.

Risen Farming Union [ROSE], wholeheartedly supports this message.

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Blessed RNG, we art thou humble servants. Protect us from DR and all things not shiny, amen.

(bows before the altar of shinies) <reads from the book of Dwayna) Blessed art the farmers for they shall inherit Tyria.

The almighty RNG will not be appeased by our pathetic pleas. We must bring sacrificial offerings to the Mystic Forge

+ grabs Dookies.2718 and throws him in forge+ Please RNG gods bless me!

Throws God of Gods.7235 in the fire.

And make that double for me, oh Blessed RNG God.

Simply hilarious. I’m lovin it. {:þ -LOL

Oh lord of RNG. Please forgiveth the blasphemous tongue of Im Mudbone.1437 for he is not sane. Through thy mightiness bless us with thy prosperity, to cleanest our selfish needs. So thou shall hear of thy laurels and bounties thy have delivered.

Mustafa.7684:

Oh lord of RNG. Please forgiveth the blasphemous tongue of Im Mudbone.1437 for he is not sane. Through thy mightiness bless us with thy prosperity, to cleanest our selfish needs. So thou shall hear of thy laurels and bounties thy have delivered.

Still lovin it.

Knew I should’ve included this prayer somewhere!

Throws Im Mudbone.1437 in the forge too because every little bit helps. :-P