Guild Wars 2

This dovetails perfectly with my own Hollywood-inspired rating system: the more explosions, the better the movie.

Lord Kuru.3685:

If you can’t write a good story. Blow something up. Spectacularly.

lmao

this sums up many things

Lord Kuru.3685:

If you can’t write a good story. Blow something up. Spectacularly.

The ANet school of balance:

If you can’t balance a skill, blow it up. Spectacularly.
RIP Smiter’s Boon. Never forget.

Lord Kuru.3685:

If you can’t write a good story. Blow something up. Spectacularly.

I can’t wait to see what will happen to all these deep, fascination; three-dimensional characters!

Pariah.8506:

Lord Kuru.3685:

If you can’t write a good story. Blow something up. Spectacularly.

I can’t wait to see what will happen to all these deep, fascination; three-dimensional characters!

Three-dimensional? I really need to invest in those NVIDIA 3D goggles.

To me these characters lack depth. I turn my screen to the side and there’s just a few millimeters of thickness.

Almost as if they were actually two-dimensional.

(yes, I caught your sarcasm and took it to a whole ’nother dimension)

The characters have at least as much depth as the story.

Seriously.

Anet should hire Michael Bay

Naii.9810:

Anet should hire Michael Bay

brilliant

Lord Kuru.3685:

If you can’t write a good story. Blow something up. Spectacularly.

Except Michael Bay could write a better story.

Must +1 to this

Swagg.9236:

Lord Kuru.3685:

If you can’t write a good story. Blow something up. Spectacularly.

The ANet school of balance:

If you can’t balance a skill, blow it up. Spectacularly.
RIP Smiter’s Boon. Never forget.

I wish more people would get this joke. Smiter’s boon was probably the funniest rebalance ever. They even admitted they were just killing the skill and had no plans to make it useful.

Makes me wonder what Jeff and Ree are doing, are they still working for A.Net?

Lord Kuru.3685:

If you can’t write a good story. Blow something up. Spectacularly.

….needs more Lens Flares.

All ascended items are timebombs created by Scarlet.
Her evil plan: At the end of the LS all characters with ascended gear will blow up!

Noone saw that coming.

Bay would write a much better story, he’s not a bad writer but his detail lacks and he loves explosions too much, kinda like how Anet loves shoving Scarlet in our face and letting us smell what they consider right.

Sunshine.4680:

Bay would write a much better story, he’s not a bad writer but his detail lacks and he loves explosions too much, kinda like how Anet loves shoving Scarlet in our face and letting us smell what they consider right.

no, he really isn´t a bad writer… because he is no writer whatsoever, he works as a director and a producer and has never written a single script to my knowledge.

Algreg.3629:

Sunshine.4680:

Bay would write a much better story, he’s not a bad writer but his detail lacks and he loves explosions too much, kinda like how Anet loves shoving Scarlet in our face and letting us smell what they consider right.

no, he really isn´t a bad writer… because he is no writer whatsoever, he works as a director and a producer and has never written a single script to my knowledge.

Actually if I recall he does help with some of the writing but he isn’t the main writer.

Can’t wait to see the final fight between Mordremoth vs Giant Robo Marionette.

If this is not a shameless copy and paste from old school Gozilla movies what is…

Kaiyanwan.8521:

Can’t wait to see the final fight between Mordremoth vs Giant Robo Marionette.

If this is not a shameless copy and paste from old school Gozilla movies what is…

Don’t forget Quagzilla. When he shows up and takes them both out, Tokyo will be saved!

Lion’s Arch, on the other hand…

Naii.9810:

Anet should hire Michael Bay

I wouldn’t be surprised if they already did. This was probably his first contribution to the story.

Soon: The dragons actually turn out to be aliens, female characters will have to stop fighting and can only stand around and look sexy, black characters are all going to die and of course, more explosions!

Did I miss anything from the usual Michael Bay Stupid-Sexist-Racists-Exploding method?

Lord Kuru.3685:

If you can’t write a good story. Blow something up. Spectacularly.

This hits the nail on the head in so many ways. Haha.

Sunshine.4680:

Bay would write a much better story, he’s not a bad writer but his detail lacks and he loves explosions too much, kinda like how Anet loves shoving Scarlet in our face and letting us smell what they consider right.

Hey man, nice shot.

kokiman.2364:

Makes me wonder what Jeff and Ree are doing, are they still working for A.Net?

Uhh…they still call the shots bud. :/