Guild Wars 2

This has got to be one of the most funny and informative things out there!
10/10!

Can i bump this for you? I would normally say shamelessly, but I promise this is selfless bumping.

this is EPIC
and 100% true

+1

but i think you made one tiny mistake:

Stick an Ice Bow in his face!

that fits the metre much better!

Kek´d my kitten kek. kek/10 would deep freeze again.(if no defiance stacks)

Bearmodulate from reddit made a song out of it: https://soundcloud.com/bearmode1/lishtenbirds-ice-bow-song

You might need an account there to listen to it, though.

Orangensaft.7139:

Stick an Ice Bow in his face!

Can work, I simply went for “icebOw” instead of “anIcebow”.

Orangensaft.7139:

Blast light fields and camp the bear
Use Longbow and pure Nomad’s Gear

I don’t think “bear” and “gear” do rhyme. “Beer”, on the other hand…

Love it — thank you!

Lishtenbird.2814:

Bearmodulate from reddit made a song out of it: https://soundcloud.com/bearmode1/lishtenbirds-ice-bow-song

You might need an account there to listen to it, though.

Orangensaft.7139:

Stick an Ice Bow in his face!

Can work, I simply went for “icebOw” instead of “anIcebow”.

Orangensaft.7139:

Blast light fields and camp the bear
Use Longbow and pure Nomad’s Gear

I don’t think “bear” and “gear” do rhyme. “Beer”, on the other hand…

you are right… bear doesnt really rhyme perfectly with gear xD
my fault …
(no native speaker .. i forgot that bear is pronounced differently :P)
i edited it out on my first post

but i think that an icebow sounds better than having that extra emphasis on iceboOw^^

Burrow and horror don’t quite rhyme. The rest, however, is pretty darn good.

This is great! Thanks for sharing it. Here’s another recording, just vocals, through a webcam mic ‘cause it’s all I have set up here, with a few of the lyrics altered a bit. Thanks again! It was fun.

Edit: Whoops! I said “the graveling burrow” instead of “a.” I didn’t mean to change that part of that lyric!

Orangensaft.7139:

but i think that an icebow sounds better than having that extra emphasis on iceboOw^^

Might be, I think both are fine. Might as well be that English is not my native language, so I have more leeway with it than I should.

One Note Chord.5031:

This is great! Thanks for sharing it. Here’s another recording, just vocals, through a webcam mic ‘cause it’s all I have set up here, with a few of the lyrics altered a bit. Thanks again! It was fun.

Edit: Whoops! I said “the graveling burrow” instead of “a.” I didn’t mean to change that part of that lyric!

Thanks, I really like it! No music, but I feel several lines are better than in the other version. The ending made me burst in laughter, well done

I particularly like the burrow line, can go for plural as I intended actually in this variant:

When the graveling burrows pop,
Use skill 4 and watch them drop

I also like the

And don’t CC the boss now, please

change – it feels smoother. Thanks!

Nomad’s, though, has accent on “o”, so I guess the original line is better.

Glad you liked it (especially the ending)! Good point about “Nomad.” Maybe “Wearing Nomad’s and flower hair” would work. Changes the grammar, but I think the meaning stays pretty much the same.