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Posted by: Hyena.7963

Hyena.7963

Well, two can play at that game.

Why was the centaur so unpopular?

He was a Ta-meanie.

How did the charr discover the undercover Ascalonian spy?

They could see right through him.

How many asura does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but he needs 20 people to get the bulb back from the Inquest first.

Why did nobody laugh at the sylvari comedian?

He was too corny.

Why did the dredge return the mirror he bought?

He couldn’t see himself using it after all.

Where do Tyria’s aquatic species hate to shop?

At the Krait and Barrel.

What did Kralkatorrik say while forming the Brand?

Boy, this sure is hard.

Why did the human female buy a set of Tier 3 medium cultural armor?

It was half-off.

What did the Risen Shopkeeper say to retain customers?

“Return. Buy.”

Why didn’t anyone trust the patrolman’s word?

He said he was a Lionguard.

How did Orr get its name?

Because when someone suggests going there, everyone else says “Orr we could go somewhere that doesn’t suck.”

What keeps Kralkatorrik’s minions obedient?

Brand loyalty.

Why was Mad King Thorn so crazy?

Genetic diseases caused by generations of inbreeding in his royal family line.

Why did the pygmy centaur buy cough syrup?

He was a little hoarse.

Why isn’t the Mad King any good at debates?

He relies too much on straw men.

What happened to Destiny’s Edge?

They erred. (It was Logan’s fault though)

What do you get when a sylvari hooks up in Hoelbrak?

Norn on the cob.

Is the Pale Tree really a pale tree?

Some people think it’s silver-y.

How do sylvari get into politics?

With a grassroots campaign.

Why did the norn give up on the festival?

It was moot.

Did you hear the one about the Clash Warband?

They really rocked the fahrar.

So ANet, where’s my kingdom?

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Posted by: Adine.2184

Adine.2184

Dear god no! dont give them fodder for next year …..WHY!!!!

(edited by Adine.2184)

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Posted by: Hyena.7963

Hyena.7963

Because next year I’ll be the mad king.

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Posted by: Agemnon.4608

Agemnon.4608

OMG OMG I love his jokes! :D They’re so “punny” ^_^ Whoever wrote those should start writing lines for Stephen Colbert! :D

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Posted by: Onza.7165

Onza.7165

Good effort, these were pretty amusing!

More violence, less violets.

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Posted by: Auesis.7301

Auesis.7301

Nearly fell off my chair at “Return. Buy.”

Gnome Child [Gc]
Resident Thief

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Posted by: Rpgtabbycat.5869

Rpgtabbycat.5869

I really did laugh out loud at “Norn on the cob”. I love punny jokes.

Well done.

You win all the internets for the day.

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Posted by: Rukia.4802

Rukia.4802

The human female T3 got me hahahaha

“I find this rain quite pleasant, it feels as though raindrops are blessing our victory”

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Posted by: Romeo.4378

Romeo.4378

“Norn on the Cob”

Absolutely brilliant xD

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Posted by: samrogan.9132

samrogan.9132

These. Are. Amazing.

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Posted by: Alexander Dragonfang.1759

Alexander Dragonfang.1759

“They could see right through him”

Lole`d the kitten out of me lol

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Posted by: Kesarai.5084

Kesarai.5084

The one about Orr is soooo true…lol

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Posted by: IndigoSundown.5419

IndigoSundown.5419

You just might have a future as a joke writer for ANet!

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Posted by: Clem.2963

Clem.2963

I do like the Orr one.

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Posted by: Zaxares.5419

Zaxares.5419

Norn on the Cob and the Risen shopkeeper got a few chuckles out of me. Well done.

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Posted by: Hyena.7963

Hyena.7963

Okay so the Halloween event is over but I have neither a crown nor a clock tower. What’s the deal?

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Posted by: Kalocin.5982

Kalocin.5982

Brand loyalty….Very nice XD

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Posted by: BrunoBRS.5178

BrunoBRS.5178

some were eh, but some were pretty good. kudos.

LegendaryMythril/Zihark Darshell

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Hyena.7963

Alright, I guess I didn’t give them enough the first time.

Fine.

What do you get when you stand on the shores of Orr for too long?

A Zhai-tan.

What does the Lionguard use to deal with flat feet?

Lion’s Arch supports.

What did the atheist say when he first arrived in Malchor’s Leap?

“There is no Dwayna, only ghoul.”

What did one norn say to the other norn?

“Bear with me.”

Why were Kooraloo and Meelamoop evicted from the Lion’s Arch sewers?

They were quaggan up the pipes.

What did the Risen Philosopher say when he awoke?

“Return. Why?”

Why didn’t the cool kids hang out in Rata Sum?

It was nothing but a bunch of squares.

What do you call a sylvari after a meal?

Chlorofull.

I’m waiting.

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Posted by: Solbrio.1902

Solbrio.1902

Oh man these had me busting out laughing! Very clever Hyena!

Why were Kooraloo and Meelamoop evicted from the Lion’s Arch sewers?
They were quaggan up the pipes. <— LOL!

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Posted by: Vayra.3290

Vayra.3290

Very good. Have one from me as well:

What is the Sylvari leader called?
Der Fir-rer

The Unnamed[ThUn] – Desolation
Vayra – Elementalist
Forkrul Assail – Mesmer

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Posted by: Xolo.3580

Xolo.3580

On the last day of the event I took a walk through Lion’s Arch with King Thorn and listened to all of his bad jokes. I then proceeded to invade his labyrinth one last time to slay an army of candy corn elementals and then the server rebooted. T’was a nice finish.

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Posted by: Ptaki.3715

Ptaki.3715

Why can’t you let a risen know you’re throwing a party?

Because they would tell EVERYONE COME and the party would get out of control.

How many Grawl does it take to put in a light bulb.

They don’t put in light bulbs. They SWARM THEM!

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Posted by: BrunoBRS.5178

BrunoBRS.5178

Alright, I guess I didn’t give them enough the first time.

Fine.

What do you get when you stand on the shores of Orr for too long?

A Zhai-tan.

What did one norn say to the other norn?

“Bear with me.”

these two had me laughing. i honestly wouldn’t mind ANet taking some of those and adding in next year.

LegendaryMythril/Zihark Darshell