The Norn viewpoint and the Asura..

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Posted by: pricer.5091

pricer.5091

As a Norn, Asura are basically too small to in anyway see what they are wearing. They could be wearing full T3 Asura gear and have a legendary, or they could be wearing a paper bag and carrying a toothpick. Always makes me laugh. I wonder if they know?

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Posted by: Expiatus.4210

Expiatus.4210

As a Norn, Asura are basically too small to in anyway see what they are wearing. They could be wearing full T3 Asura gear and have a legendary, or they could be wearing a paper bag and carrying a toothpick. Always makes me laugh. I wonder if they know?

Well, according to the female Norn guarding Jora’s statue, she can’t even tell the difference between male asura and female asura.

Anvil Rock – Out manned, out gunned and no repair costs, so Leeroy up and dive in.
See you in Tyria.

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Posted by: Leo G.4501

Leo G.4501

They have the best animations. Likely, the Asura are too busy flipping and twirling to care that you can’t see their armor or weapons.

Then there’s PvP, where you can’t see them aiming to shoot you in the head which is simply your failing. Game doesn’t care if the gun is 5 inches or 5 feet long, the bullet is the same in every language

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Posted by: Conner.4702

Conner.4702

As a Norn, Asura are basically too small to in anyway see what they are wearing. They could be wearing full T3 Asura gear and have a legendary, or they could be wearing a paper bag and carrying a toothpick. Always makes me laugh. I wonder if they know?

Well, according to the female Norn guarding Jora’s statue, she can’t even tell the difference between male asura and female asura.

The Asurans have the same problem with Norns. So don’t worry. They are all knees to them and not very pretty ones.

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Posted by: Hoyvin.3241

Hoyvin.3241

From an Asura who visits the forums when I point out threads to him, but doesn’t post:

“Tell the Norn that we Asura are well aware that out diminutive stature is difficult for the Norn mind to grasp, and that we are also aware that ‘fire burns’. It’s not necessary to incessantly remark on it.”

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Posted by: tolunart.2095

tolunart.2095

Well, according to the female Norn guarding Jora’s statue, she can’t even tell the difference between male asura and female asura.

Neither can I. It has led to some interesting conversations.

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Posted by: Expiatus.4210

Expiatus.4210

As a Norn, Asura are basically too small to in anyway see what they are wearing. They could be wearing full T3 Asura gear and have a legendary, or they could be wearing a paper bag and carrying a toothpick. Always makes me laugh. I wonder if they know?

Well, according to the female Norn guarding Jora’s statue, she can’t even tell the difference between male asura and female asura.

The Asurans have the same problem with Norns. So don’t worry. They are all knees to them and not very pretty ones.

HAHAHAHAHA! I love this.

Anvil Rock – Out manned, out gunned and no repair costs, so Leeroy up and dive in.
See you in Tyria.

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Posted by: g e o.2589

g e o.2589

Well you dont know what norn cant do, asuras can hide behind smallest pillars while norn are walking trucks

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Posted by: dinominator.9862

dinominator.9862

As a Norn, Asura are basically too small to in anyway see what they are wearing. They could be wearing full T3 Asura gear and have a legendary, or they could be wearing a paper bag and carrying a toothpick. Always makes me laugh. I wonder if they know?

Well, according to the female Norn guarding Jora’s statue, she can’t even tell the difference between male asura and female asura.

The Asurans have the same problem with Norns. So don’t worry. They are all knees to them and not very pretty ones.

Q. Two Asura stand in front of a Norn. What does the Norn see?

A. Boots! Magic find FTW!!!

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Posted by: zenleto.6179

zenleto.6179

As a Norn, Asura are basically too small to in anyway see what they are wearing. They could be wearing full T3 Asura gear and have a legendary, or they could be wearing a paper bag and carrying a toothpick. Always makes me laugh. I wonder if they know?

Well, according to the female Norn guarding Jora’s statue, she can’t even tell the difference between male asura and female asura.

The Asurans have the same problem with Norns. So don’t worry. They are all knees to them and not very pretty ones.

Are you serious, friend? My Norn have great knees! And getting greater!

Fire up the Hyperbowl ma, we’re going to town!

Would you like some hard cheeze with your sad whine?

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Posted by: Dante.1508

Dante.1508

I play Norn and Asura and i noticed there is this game option that is great, its called a scroll option on the mouse, it allows you to zoom in, you should try it sometime, it works wonders

I usually am to busy flipping and doing Jump puzzles without issues to care if Norns can see me or not

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Posted by: Raine.1394

Raine.1394

If you are truly interested in what they are wearing do what I do. Get on your, preferably full-sized, Norn and travel to Rata Sum via the accountancy wp. Just stand around grunting in the middle of the room—as you would normally do in the middle of any room. As the typical Asura bores easily they will soon be doing figure-eights in and around your knees all the while giggling with great glee. From your superior vantage point, and the fact they are basically under your skirts, you will be a to see exactly what they are sporting and at an incredible level of detail. Another problem with the game solved.

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Posted by: Flamenco.3894

Flamenco.3894

Norn supreme master race reportin’ in

Prince Rurik and Lady Althea. Anyone else see the incompatibilty here?