The RNG Gods finally decided to

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Posted by: Lilius.9850

Lilius.9850

The RNG Gods finally decided to stop $@*&ing me over

So I’ve dumped about 200g – 300g in the mystic toilet for precursors 4 months ago, and got absolutely nothing – I vowed to never play an RNG game with anet again.

Today I seriously don’t know what came over me, and I decided to blow my entire fortune (70g) in the toilet. YOLO I guess, since I had a kittenty day.

So, I bought a bunch of random rare dyes and threw them in the forge. The first 90% of dyes were complete trash – 50silver dyes…

Wtf is wrong with me I thought -

Then something changed. I got an Abyss dye (40g). Then a Midnight Fire(8g). Then a celestial (29g). Then another celestial (29g). Then another Abyss. And in between a bunch of random dyes worth at least 1 gold.

Soooo my 70g went to 150g after selling everything. Wow

I’m not done yet Lol. I decided to blow my fortune again on RNG – since I was on a roll

I exchanged 40g for 500 gems (holy *!# the exchange was brutal; On launch 1g got you 500 gems) – Anyway, bought a metalurgic pack of 5. opened it, got an amenity dye(50g). with another 3 rares and 1 uncommon.

I exchanged another 40g for 500 gems – and got 1…2…THREE Amenity dyes. OMFG OMFG

I spent another 40g for gems – didn’t get anything good this time,and decided my luck was gone. Stopped after this

Anyway, thank you to the RNG Gods from taking my 70g to 140g then to 230g(prospective).

I sold 1 amenity dye for 50g, and saved the other 3. You know, since all these new dyes tend to go up in price (like glacial and pyre).

The point is:————

I still lost- 300g – (230-70) = loss of 140g. The toilet still wins

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Posted by: zenleto.6179

zenleto.6179

You’ve taken all our RNG luck! Pitchforks!! Torches!!

Grats

Fire up the Hyperbowl ma, we’re going to town!

Would you like some hard cheeze with your sad whine?

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Posted by: Im Mudbone.1437

Im Mudbone.1437

Don’t forget the tar and feathers!
Gratz

Blackgate Megaserver – [LaZy] Imperium of LaZy Nation
Mud Bone – Sylvari Ranger

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Posted by: Spiky.8403

Spiky.8403

I also got my precursor few days ago after more than one year of trying. It’s still loss of more than 500g. I guess you need to be extremely lucky to win against random in this game.

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Posted by: JCROY.5730

JCROY.5730

I hate you so much right now…LOL hugz and gratz !!!

“see cow, grab bundle, feed cow?”

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Posted by: OldSomalia.6180

OldSomalia.6180

That’s a very nice return, I will say.

However, it is obvious you’ve squandered a lifetime of good fortune on a few dyes. Boy, I bet you wish you could go back in time and get a Lottomax or something :p