Greetings all!
I like to start with I am crafter, I love to make stuff. However I don’t make much gold on it but I still love it.
Anywho… one day playing around Crused Shore I ran into a few people who are fellow crafters like myself and they recommended to use Superior Rune of the Pirate ( http://www.gw2db.com/recipes/8855-superior-rune-of-the-pirate ) which helps their cause. I said to myself hey “why no try it” and so I did.
However I wished I would of been warned about it’s drawback. Which it spawns this beautiful Bird of Paradise which I love to call “The Tropical Bird of Thunder” or “Todd.”
You may say to yourself like I did: “it spawns this cute little bird, COOL!”
ugh…. I was a fool to trust this Todd’s inability to use sound judgement and think of it’s human companion’s safety.
Todd is on a power trip, the freaking bird is picking a fight with every one in Cursed Shore, dear gods man it has an area of operation from beach to beach on the freaking island. I swear this bird picks a fight with everyone it has no mercy or common sense. I just got the smacking of a lifetime by a veteran risen giant (and its adds), 3 corruptors and if that wasn’t enough an 4 risendrakes manage to come from the beach to beat me into Omnomberry fertilizer. This all due to my need to get to a mithril ore node.
Another example of the Tropical Bird of Thunder’s poor decision making skills he had aggro’d a pack of risen drakes and 6 pirates just after I got done killing a veteran risen acolyte.
I starting to think that maybe Todd (the bird) said to it’s self:
“I am not challenging the human enough in addition to the fact that he feeds me these gluten free crackers I should spawn everytime he attacks something! Screw the 5% chance…. I am 95% chance of freaking rain, thunder and lighting!”
I think there should be a community consensus to ask the devs to take the bird into treatment for it’s anger issues. Otherwise my repair bill will higher then my need for gathering tools.
Thank you
Augustus.
Live, love, eat, game then maybe sleep.