Guild Wars 2

These forms hate me, and I can not figure out what I am doing wrong to make this post look so messed up on my end…

So, last night in my Guild on Tarnished Coast got to thinking about The Twelve days of Christmas, and we came up with a Guild Wars Version… Here it is for your..

Enjoyment.. We Hope..
(I am open to suggestions to make it better, feel free to reply!)

On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A precursor from a boss chest.

On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two clumps of fur,
And A precursor from a boss chest.

On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three white moa,
Two clumps of fur,
And A precursor from a boss chest.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four karma jugs,
Three white moa,
Two clumps of fur,
And A precursor from a boss chest.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five moldy bags,
Four karma jugs,
Three white moa,
Two clumps of fur,
And A precursor from a boss chest.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six crafting boosters,
Five moldy bags,
Four karma jugs,
Three white moa,
Two clumps of fur,
And A precursor from a boss chest.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven quaggan’s cooing,
Six crafting boosters,
Five moldy bags,
Four karma jugs,
Three white moa,
Two clumps of fur,
And A precursor from a boss chest.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight skritt a-stealing,
Seven quaggan’s cooing,
Six crafting boosters,
Five moldy bags,
Four karma jugs,
Three white moa,
Two clumps of fur,
And A precursor from a boss chest.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine hylek hopping,
Eight skritt a-stealing,
Seven quaggan’s cooing,
Six crafting boosters,
Five moldy bags,
Four karma jugs,
Three white moa,
Two clumps of fur,
And A precursor from a boss chest.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten dungeon tokens,
Nine hylek hopping,
Eight skritt a-stealing,
Seven quaggan’s cooing,
Six crafting boosters,
Five moldy bags,
Four karma jugs,
Three white moa,
Two clumps of fur,
And A precursor from a boss chest.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven globs of ecto,
Ten dungeon tokens,
Nine hylek hopping,
Eight skritt a-stealing,
Seven quaggan’s cooing,
Six crafting boosters,
Five moldy bags,
Four karma jugs,
Three white moa,
Two clumps of fur,
And A precursor from a boss chest.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve omnoberries,
Eleven globs of ecto,
Ten dungeon tokens,
Nine hylek hopping,
Eight skritt a-stealing,
Seven quaggan’s cooing,
Six crafting boosters,
Five moldy bags,
Four karma jugs,
Three white moa,
Two clumps of fur,
And A precursor from a boss chest!

With Christmas coming around again, I think I will bump this up to the top of the forums..

Also with a Request Can anyone think of a better replacement for “Lords A-leaping” I have “Dungeon Tokens” but I need something that could be linked (I don’t think you can link from the wallet)

Bandits bombing? Centaurs slaying? Ettins eating? Griffons growling? Giants jumping? Harpies howling? Pirates pillaging? Raptors ravaging? Spiders spinning? Jotun jeering?

“On the final day of wintersday, my lord Grenth gave to me…”
“Twelve wells of suffering…”
“Eleven lords a wailing…”
“Ten necrid horsemen…”
“Nine spiteful spirits…”
“Eight souls a reaping…”
“Seven rotting corpses…”
“Six globs of ectoplasm…”
“Five priiimeviiiiiil kings…”
“Four grasping ghouls…”
“Three bone fiends…”
“Two soul barbs…”
“And a rotscale in a dead tree.”

I believe RNG should get a (dis)honorable mention in one of the verses. Since Anet make it a core part of the game I believe it should have a verse.

I do like the positive aspect of the OP’s post, a pre in a boss chest.

Dear Santa…

@ the OP:

You, good sir (or madame) win the internets for the day!