Guild Wars 2

An evil band of thieving robots has been travelling around Tyria to all of our events tugging at our heartstrings asking for money for the poor and down trodden inhabitants of Tyria. The Queen’s Pavilion donations had to make them the richest in all the land. Wintersday has come and not only are those robots traveling around gold plated covered in bling, they are now using our money to create clones of themselves!!!! And yet… They have left the poor people of Lion’s Arch to suffer without any decorations at all, no presents, no Wintersday cheer to help them forget their troubles.

I say we demand answers and recycle these swindlers into good usable tech! We can hang them around Lion’s Arch as shiny ornaments and then put them to work on cleanup duty I think.

Its like the Golem Uprising of 1284 all over again!

Well, without the screaming and blood anyway.

GuzziHero.5104:

Its like the Golem Uprising of 1284 all over again!

Well, without the screaming and blood anyway.

YET. I swear I saw job-o-tron building a flamethrower.

GuzziHero.5104:

Its like the Golem Uprising of 1284 all over again!

Well, without the screaming and blood anyway.

Well you should have known better than to ask for directions Guzzi. You know they hate that.

This golem uprising has a criminal element that is getting us to fund them so that they can overthrow us!

Must… steal… flamethrower!