The truth about....
Everything after the tutorial instance is a coma hallucination. Our characters are some nobody who got hit on the head and dreamed of a rise to fame and fortune. Come on, really, could the pact, and its supposed veteran members and leadership really be so inept? Just waiting for us to come along and make everything right…
I think this announcement is 19 days off.
Happy April Fool’s though.
Now I’m going to find the highest place to glide off.
For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards,
for there you have been and there you will long to return.
for there you have been and there you will long to return.
- Centaurs are actually the product of intimate relationships between humans and horses
- Charr are actually several Asura in a giant zip-up furry costume
- The Sylvari are actually humans that were administered drugs, coated in apoxy, and rolled down a grass hill.
- Harpies are just trying to mate with us, but don’t know how, and come off as hostile for their attempts.
- SAB is the real game, and we’re slowly unlocking the way into the “Real World.”
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Video games were intentionally created to be addictive as a form of mind control.
Concocted by the Illuminati, and perpetrated by the governments around the world.
All so they could prevent us from finding out how to properly pronounce the word ‘Uranus’.
And scientists lied about Pluto. They just didn’t want us to find out that’s where Gaile Gray lives. Must be one hell of a commute for her.
There’s something charming about rangers.