This is why Shadow behemoth is always late

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Posted by: Geotherma.2395

Geotherma.2395

Clearly he knows he is outmanned, outclassed, and outgunned. Please buff SB and other bosses.

Sincerely,

Geo~

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Posted by: Astral Projections.7320

Astral Projections.7320

He is a SHE and it’s a woman’s prerogative to keep the man (you) waiting. She has to do her nails first. :-P

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Posted by: Geotherma.2395

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He is a SHE and it’s a woman’s prerogative to keep the man (you) waiting. She has to do her nails first. :-P

Lmao, it all makes so much more sense now :P

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Posted by: Ursan.7846

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Yay, sexist jokes. They are so clever and funny.

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Posted by: Astral Projections.7320

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Yay, sexist jokes. They are so clever and funny.

I’m a female myself and it IS my prerogative to keep the man waiting. ^^

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Posted by: Geotherma.2395

Geotherma.2395

Yay, sexist jokes. They are so clever and funny.

I’m married and was in no way offended :P And my wife thought it was funny too. ^^

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Yay, sexist jokes. They are so clever and funny.

I’m a female myself and it IS my prerogative to keep the man waiting. ^^

And this ^ :P

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Posted by: marnick.4305

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Yay, sexist jokes. They are so clever and funny.

I’m a female myself and it IS my prerogative to keep the man waiting. ^^

I’m a male myself and it IS my prerogative to not buy the woman new clothing if she keeps me waiting ^^

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Posted by: Curo.2483

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It’s actually always late because there is another event north of the swamp that stops it from spawning. Or so I hear…

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Posted by: panikos.8309

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most of the times that she is late is because it actually has 4 pre-events until it spawns. 2 of them involve helping Brenda at the Monastery to gather her Melandru ale (1) and deliver it (2) to the outpost at the south border. As soon as she starts walking for the escort event 2 the portals of underworld open in the monastery , ettin’s and that other area (3). And (4) is when the 3 portals appear where behemoth appears after you close them. From personal experience unless you get her ( Brenda ) to start walking for the escort event the portal events dont start.

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Posted by: Snow White.9680

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Yay, sexist jokes. They are so clever and funny.

I’m a female myself and it IS my prerogative to keep the man waiting. ^^

Just because you’re female doesn’t make your comment any less sexist.

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Posted by: Millz.4367

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Yay, sexist jokes. They are so clever and funny.

I’m a female myself and it IS my prerogative to keep the man waiting. ^^

Just because you’re female doesn’t make your comment any less sexist.

Yawn!!

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Posted by: Astral Projections.7320

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Yay, sexist jokes. They are so clever and funny.

I’m a female myself and it IS my prerogative to keep the man waiting. ^^

Just because you’re female doesn’t make your comment any less sexist.

There, there. (Pats Snow White on the hand comfortingly) It will be all right. It was just a little joke. No need to fret yourself about it.

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Posted by: Morrigan.2809

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The feeling on my server also seems to be that she is female.
The other day someone commented that the reason she is always in such a bad mood when she shows up is because she is Grenth’s mistress.

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Posted by: Truffler.3684

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Sister Brenda is Shadow Behemoth.

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Posted by: Grok Krog.9581

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I figured out what giant bosses don’t faceroll all the tiny little people smacking them. 5 target AoE limit. This is why the dragon lieutenants don’t just belly flop us or the Shadow Behemoth swing one of those huge hands across the massive ball of players

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Posted by: Aeonblade.8709

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Yay, sexist jokes. They are so clever and funny.

I’m a female myself and it IS my prerogative to keep the man waiting. ^^

Just because you’re female doesn’t make your comment any less sexist.

Just because you’re female doesn’t make every comment about women sexist.

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Posted by: Zeebok.1460

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Yay, sexist jokes. They are so clever and funny.

I’m a female myself and it IS my prerogative to keep the man waiting. ^^

Ha ha, white knight fail.

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Posted by: Blude.6812

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most of the times that she is late is because it actually has 4 pre-events until it spawns. 2 of them involve helping Brenda at the Monastery to gather her Melandru ale (1) and deliver it (2) to the outpost at the south border. As soon as she starts walking for the escort event 2 the portals of underworld open in the monastery , ettin’s and that other area (3). And (4) is when the 3 portals appear where behemoth appears after you close them. From personal experience unless you get her ( Brenda ) to start walking for the escort event the portal events dont start.

I don’t beleive this to be true anymore- infoFrom the patch notes:

“Queensdale:

Fixed an event-progression issue with Sister Brenda."

and not another ‘buff the bosses thread’ , nice to see the humor though,

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Posted by: Beast.9516

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This sorta got off track fast, but I have to agree with the OP, when something like the Champion Svanir Shaman is at 20% by the time you can run from the 3rd portal to him something is unbalanced.

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Posted by: locoman.1974

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This sorta got off track fast, but I have to agree with the OP, when something like the Champion Svanir Shaman is at 20% by the time you can run from the 3rd portal to him something is unbalanced.

I always chuckle then doing the frozen maw event, and after destroying the portals the shaman says “What? How did you get to me so fast???”.

Personally I don’t think it’s an issue of the bosses scaling, but of the players scaling. In the starting areas a downscaled level 80 player is just waay too more powerful than a regular player in the apropiate gear for the area, and the bonus chest makes it attractive for them (us). Heck, I remember dying often while playing there as my young mesmer, and now as level 80 mostly exotic geared he’s routinely one or two shooting things. Back then Frozen Maw was a very good and challenging event because most of the people doing it was actually lower level.

You can’t buff low level bosses that much, because that would effectively make them high level content in low level areas, shutting down actual low level characters from doing them effectively, so IMHO the solution would be to tweak the de-leveling mechanism so that higher level characters aren’t as overpowered in the lower level areas. In mid level areas (40 or so) it feels ok, but in lower level ones (lower than 20 or so) being a well geared level 80 basically feels like a god walking around little mobs.

It’s a pile of Elonian protection magic, mixed with a little monk training,
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A real grab bag of ‘you can’t hurt me. They’re called Guardians.

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Posted by: Neural.1824

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Sister Brenda is Shadow Behemoth.

Well, the guy does warn her to keep her lips off the barrel. Perhaps she has a bit of an allergic reaction to the stuff, hence the warning from him before her journey.

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Posted by: bravoart.5308

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I always like to think that Shadow Behemoth is busy checking out his tumblr and always loses track of time for when he’s supposed to spawn.

Since Shatterer has Grumblecakes as a rare gag drop, I think SB should have Toast to show that he’s always late for anime school.

Finally I recalled the stopgap solution of a great princess who was told that the
peasants had no bread and who responded: “Let them eat brioche.”

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Posted by: Geotherma.2395

Geotherma.2395

Sister Brenda is Shadow Behemoth.

Well, the guy does warn her to keep her lips off the barrel. Perhaps she has a bit of an allergic reaction to the stuff, hence the warning from him before her journey.

I always thought it was that girl in DR who says “I’d kill for one of those right now… I bet you think I’m joking?”

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