— A Charlie Daniels Band Devil Went Down to Georgia/Guild Wars 2 Halloween Parody.
Original work by Doxie2Denium, our newest member of the crew at Game_Blog0086.
Enjoy!
“The Mad King escaped to Tyria,
he was looking for a soul to steal.
He had a mind that in that time,
He would be making a deal.
When he came upon this Asura,
Jumping upon the rocks really hot,
The Mad King floated up on a dead stump,
And said “Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn’t know it, but besides my corny jokes,
I could get up those rocks faster then you could throw your folks.
Now you jump up those rocks fast guy, but give The Mad King his due,
I bet a trinket of gold against your soul to think I am better then you.”
The Asura said: “My name is Yadu, and it really makes no sense, but I’ll take that bet that you’ll soon regret, cause I’m the best that has ever jumped a fence.”
Oh Yadu get ready, and jump that puzzle hard,
Cause The Mad King’s loose in Tyria,
And he’s not dealing out cards.
If you win you get this shiny trinket made of gold,
But if you loose The Mad King gets your soul!
The Mad King floated high, and said: “I’ll start this show,”
and fire burst out his pumpkin head as he got ready to go.
And his pumpkin head floated up fast as he wanted to be there,
Then The Mad King rose up, planted a flag as if victory was declared.
When The Mad King was finished, Yadu said “Your pretty good old son,”
He pulled down his goggles, and yelled really loud “Let me show you how it’s done!”
His rocket boots launched him up atop the goal in one second flat,
When Yadu landed atop the rocks, a baby spider went splat.
His mother shot webbing at him, but Yadu broke free,
and landed back down, and started dancing around with glee.
The Mad King’s face slowly filled with disbelief,
As he lay the golden trinket on the ground at Yadu’s feet.
Yadu yelled, “Thorn come back if you ever want to try again, but
I told you once you son of a skirtt, I’m the best that has ever been.”
And he danced all the way back home, danced a jig with a few golems,
Boy, that golden trinket was really worth some dough,
Being the best around, how could he say no?”
(edited by pandorasbox.6340)