Guild Wars 2

So I never thought I’d say this, but I actually like Trahearne now… Compared to my new least favorite character of all time. I Have a theory that ANET got sick of us complaining about good old Trahearne and decided to put a character who is so deplorable, so disgusting and irremediable, that by comparison Trahearne would shine.

Who is this horrible creation that haunts my nightmares? None other than Hal the Hermit. That rascal who is never thankful despite the fact I risk life and limb to bring him a tasty, healthy snack. Is he grateful? NO, is he even a smidge less rude after I’ve brought him 10 apples? NO. He is the worst human being ever. imagine your least favorite politician, and Hal is worse.

I haven’t brought him the 50 apples he requires yet, but I will keep going at it, in the vain hope that after that last apple is delivered, I can pick him up and throw him into the volcano. I’d do the JP with him on my back for that chance.

If not I’m going to make the trip one more time and eat that 51st apple right in his ugly pock-ridden face.