Wardrobe Malfunction Thread
Floating pauldrons. Floating pauldrons everywhere.
Also, the light heritage gloves clip through the human female hands.
The vast majority of armours, scandalously including Tier 3 Cultural Light leggings, don’t take into account Charr tails. It’s embarrassing how lazy ArenaNet have been in this respect.
I mean for the sake of the gods, for a race’s own cultural armour not to take into account a vital part of its anatomy? Lazy and careless beyond belief.
Therefore I may take some time replying to you.
As a Char in medium armor, is easier to count the equip that have no issues than the ones that have it. Most armor is clipping with the tail or seems to “float”.
Don’t even get me started. Human males wearing the acolyte armor that are not anorexic thing have clipping everywhere
Hey y’all, thanks for the input! DanteZero reminded me of issues I encountered myself with the light heirloom armor that are also present as Norn.
Also, the Light Twilight Arbor armor is glitchy where the shirt meets the skirt – I’ve only seen it like that on norns though
Whoever came up with the term “Wardrobe Malfunction” should be punched. It’s over used so those who intentionally flash the camera do not get fined.
Using it for GW2 is cheap. Should be “character graphical gear glitches”.
Floating pauldrons. Floating pauldrons everywhere.
Just like every Charr ever.
How about all the hats and helmets that not only remove a characters hair, but any beard and/or moustaches?
Even the latest offering, the Dragon Bash helm shaves my norn toons face smoother than a straight-razor.
Honestly the only one I’ve seen which really bothers me is that since I transmuted my boots I cannot dye them, they’re stuck on the default brown.
The leggings also clip through them, but that actually wouldn’t bother me much (especially since I’m planning to change them as soon as I find some I like) if I could just dye the boots to match the rest of the armor.
“Life’s a journey, not a destination.”
Heavy Fur of Koda leggings, the scale mail part of the skirt likes to clip through the upper leg.
The biggest wardrobe malfunction is that wearing helmets makes people bald.
I don’t even want to post a screenshot because of how horrific it is.
The biggest wardrobe malfunction is that wearing helmets makes people bald.
I don’t even want to post a screenshot because of how horrific it is.
The answer to that being horrendous bandana… things on some of the hats. The temple medium armor, complete, looks amazing… except for that. I can’t wear the hat cause of how ridiculous it looks on a human male with that bandana thing. I would rather have a low profile bandana coming out the back than whatever that is.
i’d say this is a wardrobe malfunction
What is that? Is it……what I think it is?
who saw the “I am outraged” thread a while ago about naked asuras" best malfunction evar