Guild Wars 2

While we have been distracted by these… “Patches”… and these so called “Issues with Core Mechanics”… the real threat has been growing in power….

That’s right ladies and gentlefish, I am talking about Toymaker Tixx. Or so he has taken to calling himself nowadays. Right under our noses, he has started to capture our young. But not just any children, but the most important of them all. Quaggan babies. Yes, he is capturing Quaggan babies. Then going to his demented realm of torture and chaos to transform them into toys!! We must stop him before it is too late!!

I don’t like the quaggan and would love to invest in Tixx’s company.

Please implement this ASAP anet. TY

nofo.8469:

I don’t like the quaggan and would love to invest in Tixx’s company.

Please implement this ASAP anet. TY

Aha! Thought you could get away with that one, did you…. TIXX?! Oh yes, I know your forum name. You can’t hide from us!

Quaggan the ones i rescue their village save their eggs free their captives bring the lost home and then save from extinction by the dragon hordes when i point out a little thank you might be in order get,

ooooOOOOOOooooo Quagaaaan noooo have gold.
Tixx is welcome to them

if Tixx can make a baby quaggan toy out of a baby quaggan… more power to him!

“wtb quaggan mini” (I assume a mini is a toy)

This post brightened my day

Not just tiny figurines, but he’s stuffing them too!! D:

Word is, Tixx’s toys aren’t what they seem to be.

The Underground whispers of Tixx’s shady dealings with Centaur warlords. Semi-automatic dredge rifles, Kalashukov model, are being mentioned.

But shhh, you didn’t hear it from me.

Burn after reading.

I don’t need a plushie or a toy… I am however, rather hungry.

Kinda reminds me of Gargamel from The Smurfs

I nearly lost my dinner looking at those photos. Heartless freaks.

In memory of….

Quaggan on the half shell…or is that karka? Lol. Looks tasty..just add some krytan hot sauce and itll set it off just right. BAM!

Doggie.3184:

I FRICKEN LOVE QUAGGANS SO FRICKEN MUCH I WANT ONE NOW@#!)

Sir, I’m with Tixx, Toyz & Co. Would you prefer a stuffed or petrified version?

cargan.5689:

Quaggan the ones i rescue their village save their eggs free their captives bring the lost home and then save from extinction by the dragon hordes when i point out a little thank you might be in order get,

ooooOOOOOOooooo Quagaaaan noooo have gold.
Tixx is welcome to them

While I can’t endorse the… uh… well whatever you say he’s doing with kids, Quaggan or otherwise. You make an excellent point Cargan, I think individually I (and each of us if you can wrap your brain around that warp in reality) am solely responsible for the very survival and continuance of the entire Quaggan species and they owe me / us! Heck I think they should be erecting shrines and a cultic following and church to me (and each of us as individuals, again you gotta be REAL flexible with the definition of “individual” here) as their Patron Saint if not their outright Personal Demi-god!

This doesn’t really change the fact (or impact it at all really I guess) that I (we – WHATEVER! You get the point), can’t allow this Tixx wierdo to do um… well whatever the heck you said he’s doing with em.

*_sigh_ Alright then, guess I’m off to kill the Asuran, Tyrian version of Santa Claus for these Quaggan now. You know I really think this is one of those cases where you can “give a man a fish and feed him for the day or teach him to fish and feed him for a lifetime.” Seems especially poignant being that they pretty much ARE fish but whatever – we need to teach them to fish, I mean fight for them selves, I guess they’ll likely be fighting other fish so two birds with one sto… YOU SEE WHAT I’M GETTING AT HERE! Quaggans need to stand up for themselves – PERIOD! (Well after we / I kill the Asuran Santa I guess…)

Wait… what the KITTEN was I / we (Huh?) talking about here?!?!?

My head hurts. I think I need to go lie down for a while…

leman.7682:

Doggie.3184:

I FRICKEN LOVE QUAGGANS SO FRICKEN MUCH I WANT ONE NOW@#!)

Sir, I’m with Tixx, Toyz & Co. Would you prefer a stuffed or petrified version?

Both. I also want the toy Quaggans to summon Quaggans that Quaggan everything I Quaggan them to Quaggan.

Swimming, swimming, swimming, all summer long…..

If it bleeds, you can kill it.
If it’s cute, you can eat it.
nom nom nom quaggans.

I’m suddenly craving a baby quaggan burger.

Adine.2184:

Kinda reminds me of Gargamel from The Smurfs

Haha lol that’s my main name