Wouldn’t it be funny if in the final fight with Mordremoth we would first whittle all his health down alone, and then all of a sudden Trahearne hops out of nowhere and finishes Mordy off with Caladbolg. He would then be heralded as the true hero of the realm and the player character forgotten all about.
I logged in to the game today to find “Point of No Return – All of Tyria is threatened” in the Welcome Screen announcements.
I take it we’re getting another Feature Patch on January 13th?
I thought it was funny.
What this “point of no return” is however, I’m concerned about. I’m hoping it is merely changes in lore. We DO NOT need to see yet another zone destroyed “to generate excitement”
Where are my gem sales? I want gem sales! Nerf EVERYTHING!
Wouldn’t it be funny if in the final fight with Mordremoth we would first whittle all his health down alone, and then all of a sudden Trahearne hops out of nowhere and finishes Mordy off with Caladbolg. He would then be heralded as the true hero of the realm and the player character forgotten all about.
There once was a Sylvari named Trahearne
Who claimed he just wanted to learn.
But then he stole my Personal Story
And accepted all of the glory.
Now I want to chop down that overgrown fern.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm all day.
Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm the rest of his life.
– Unknown Fire Elementalist
More Trahaerne poetry! Especially in the style of other poets! e.e. (Well, his last name was filtered out, but he’s known for his eccentric use of syntax and grammar), Robert Frost and Elizabeth Barrett Browning next, please! And more haiku. Because there will never be enough snarky haiku in my world.
“Be angry about legendary weapons, sure, but what about the recent drought of content?”
-Mike O’Brien
Because we can’t be angry about both?
)to let you know I’m (of course) having a little bit of fun.