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Posted by: Aenaos.8160

Aenaos.8160

I don’t know how to tell you…

If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!…

Repeat indefinitely until player starts bleeding from the ears.
Great job placing this NPC near the merchants.
Otherwise how on Earth would we learn that…
Do I really have to repeat my self?
Yes I do.

If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!

And that was all in today’s “What I learned Today”

Now where were we?
Oh.yes.
If Mordremoth…………………………………………………………………………..

-Win a pip,lose a pip,win a pip,lose a pip,lose a pip,
lose a pip,win 2 pips,lose a pip,lose a pip…………..-
-Go go Espartz.-

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Posted by: Throdin.8061

Throdin.8061

I don’t understand why we have to take orders from mice and talking cabbages.

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Posted by: KhittyKhat.2601

KhittyKhat.2601

You must not let fear poison your heart. Not even in that forsaken wasteland.

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Posted by: SirDrygan.1823

SirDrygan.1823

If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!

Then why didn’t it attacked the Black Citadel instead of some Iron Marches?\
Then why didn’t it attacked Divinity’s Reach instead of attacking Concordia and Fort Salma, which makes no bloody sense.

Why didn’t Mordremoth attack the important location instead of…. oh nvm…

I know, because the script demanded it…..

sorrry for wasting your time…..

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Posted by: Harprabh.6907

Harprabh.6907

Aenaos.8160 :O i know you
I know your face from my dream!
I know your face from my dream!
I know your face from my dream!
I know your face from my dream!
I know your face from my dream!
I know your face from my dream!
I know your face from my dream!
I know your face from my dream!
I know your face from my dream!
I know your face from my dream!
I know your face from my dream!
I know your face from my dream!
I know your face from my dream!
I know your face from my dream!
I know your face from my dream!
I know your face from my dream!
…………….your face from my dream!
………………………………………….my dream!
………………………………………….

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Posted by: Zephyra.4709

Zephyra.4709

More violets, less violence!
More violets, less violence!
More violets, less violence!
More violets, less violence!
More violets, less violence!
More violets, less violence!
More violets, less violence!
More violets, less violence!
More violets, less violence!
More violets, less violence!
More violets, less violence!

Just kill me now, please.

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Posted by: Kosmo.5187

Kosmo.5187

It’s worth noting that years ago they talked about adjusting the delay for NPC chatter so it wouldn’t be so obnoxiously frequent. When I came back from my break they’d added the Silverwastes, so imagine my surprise when I discovered that it almost seemed more frequent there! At that point it must definitely be someone who purposely decided that this would be a great idea. These things could trigger every 5 – 10 minutes and you’d still hear them frequently. People tend to play for quite a while. If they’re worried that people will miss out on this glorious dialogue, I don’t think they have to.

Think of the possibilities.

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Posted by: ScribeTheMad.7614

ScribeTheMad.7614

Citizens!
…………

“The short answer is that new content is not going to drive people away from the game.
There is absolutely no evidence to support that it would.” -AnthonyOrdon

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Posted by: SirDrygan.1823

SirDrygan.1823

You all should go stand near the bank and the Kids playing Kasmeer and Marjory……..

Oh boy…..it’s only repeat….. non stop….

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Posted by: uknortherner.2670

uknortherner.2670

More violets, less violence!
More violets, less violence!
More violets, less violence!
More violets, less violence!
More violets, less violence!
More violets, less violence!
More violets, less violence!
More violets, less violence!
More violets, less violence!
More violets, less violence!
More violets, less violence!

Just kill me now, please.

More violence, less violets I say.

I stole a special snowflake’s future by exercising my democratic right to vote.

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Posted by: MastaNeenja.1537

MastaNeenja.1537

I miss Ogden’s Hammer …

those savings …

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Posted by: RoseofGilead.8907

RoseofGilead.8907

Aid for the city of Lion’s Arch! Please give so we can rebuild! Will you donate?
Aid for the city of Lion’s Arch! Please give so we can rebuild! Will you donate?
Aid for the city of Lion’s Arch! Please give so we can rebuild! Will you donate?
Aid for the city of Lion’s Arch! Please give so we can rebuild! Will you donate?

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Posted by: Inculpatus cedo.9234

Inculpatus cedo.9234

Do you remember the Crafting Criers? Ha! Nothing compares to them.

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Posted by: Liisjak.4509

Liisjak.4509

I wish they would just murder that guy lol.

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Posted by: BattleCat.2098

BattleCat.2098

I don’t know how to tell you…

Repeat indefinitely until player starts bleeding from the ears.

I don’t know how to tell you…

Indefinitely = forever.
Until = Not forever.

You can’t repeat anything “indefinitely until”. It’s one or the other. That makes as much sense as the rest of this thread.

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Posted by: Liisjak.4509

Liisjak.4509

I don’t know how to tell you…

Repeat indefinitely until player starts bleeding from the ears.

I don’t know how to tell you…

Indefinitely = forever.
Until = Not forever.

You can’t repeat anything “indefinitely until”. It’s one or the other. That makes as much sense as the rest of this thread.

Have you ever tried to open a thousand bags near that guy?

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Posted by: Bee.7081

Bee.7081

I’m still missing the asura kid and the charr lionguard convo from old LA

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Posted by: Turtle Dragon.9241

Turtle Dragon.9241

“Nope. They all flow into the same sewer system, and that all goes out to sea.”

Dont worry, the repetitive dialogues do disappear at some point(i hope), maybe in about 2 more years…

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Posted by: mercury ranique.2170

mercury ranique.2170

By Ogden’s hammer, what savings!
By Ogden’s hammer, what savings!
By Ogden’s hammer, what savings!
By Ogden’s hammer, what savings!
By Ogden’s hammer, what savings!
By Ogden’s hammer, what savings!
By Ogden’s hammer, what savings!
By Ogden’s hammer, what savings!
By Ogden’s hammer, what savings!
By Ogden’s hammer, what savings!
By Ogden’s hammer, what savings!
By Ogden’s hammer, what savings!
By Ogden’s hammer, what savings!

Arise, ye farmers of all nations
Arise, opressed of Tyria!

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Posted by: notebene.3190

notebene.3190

I’m rich, you know?
I’m rich, you know?
I’m rich, you know?
I’m rich, you know?
I’m rich, you know?

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Posted by: Sthenith.5196

Sthenith.5196

Duty calls, i have answered.

…again and again and again and…

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Posted by: MastaNeenja.1537

MastaNeenja.1537

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Posted by: Shadey Dancer.2907

Shadey Dancer.2907

One’s knowledge can’t go beyond one’s experience.

Say what? Every time I see that I feel my IQ slipping into single digits. Using that measure no-one should be able to go beyond inventing the wheel, as it has to be constantly re-invented.

(ye, i know its a game, but come on O-O )

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Posted by: Dovienya.6597

Dovienya.6597

I don’t know how to tell you…

Repeat indefinitely until player starts bleeding from the ears.

I don’t know how to tell you…

Indefinitely = forever.
Until = Not forever.

You can’t repeat anything “indefinitely until”. It’s one or the other. That makes as much sense as the rest of this thread.

indefinite does not mean simply ‘forever.’

indefinite = undetermined, unstated, undefined, uncertain, unknown, or ‘having no exact limits’.

Perhaps the author of the sentence meant, “Repeat indefinitely, OR until the player bleeds from the ears.”

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Posted by: dalendria.3762

dalendria.3762

No refunds. Not today Mordremoth. Not today.

Can you feel it? HOT HOT HOT

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Posted by: achilleez.2750

achilleez.2750

Take heed, I haven’t taken leave of my senses, I’ve seen creatures of metal and steam.

To come back to the game after a two year break and find that Norn woman still churning that one out was a bit disheartening.

Also the Silverwastes guy near the merchants is a bit much when you’ve got a lot of bags to do.

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Posted by: Scratcherclaw.2713

Scratcherclaw.2713

Seize the moment.
Seize the moment.
Seize the moment.

Let the stars guide you.
Let the stars guide you.
Let the stars guide you.

Seek, and you shall find.
Seek, and you shall find.
Seek, and you shall find.

Or if you did the human noble personal story:
Would you care for an appetizer? x10000

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Posted by: Charlie.1726

Charlie.1726

I wish someone would silence that Son of Svanir. His corruption is spreading to Wolf’s children!
I wish someone would silence that Son of Svanir. His corruption is spreading to Wolf’s children!
I wish someone would silence that Son of Svanir. His corruption is spreading to Wolf’s children!
I wish someone would silence that Son of Svanir. His corruption is spreading to Wolf’s children!
I wish someone would silence that Son of Svanir. His corruption is spreading to Wolf’s children!
I wish someone would silence that Son of Svanir. His corruption is spreading to Wolf’s children!

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Posted by: DragonflyDusk.6582

DragonflyDusk.6582

Take heed, I haven’t taken leave of my senses, I’ve seen creatures of metal and steam!
Take heed, I haven’t taken leave of my senses, I’ve seen creatures of metal and steam!
Take heed, I haven’t taken leave of my senses, I’ve seen creatures of metal and steam!
Take heed, I haven’t taken leave of my senses, I’ve seen creatures of metal and steam!
Take heed, I haven’t taken leave of my senses, I’ve seen creatures of metal and steam!
Take heed, I haven’t taken leave of my senses, I’ve seen creatures of metal and steam!

…. Seriously, Lady? Scarlet dropped a giant marionette and blew up Lornar’s Pass repeatedly, and we are still on about the steam creatures?

[ I survived the 2015 April Fools Forum Meltdown ]

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Posted by: FFiend.4783

FFiend.4783

I miss this one:-

“Did you see what she was wearing?”
“NO! I was looking at him”

To this day I still quote it, I also make licking noises after it.

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Posted by: SirDrygan.1823

SirDrygan.1823

“You break it, I break you.” – Eventhough you are talking to the banker Charr. If I wanted to break my stuff, it’s my right to break my own stuff.

Banker’s NPC will also say the following that makes no sense.
*No refunds". I am not even buying. Lol

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Posted by: Knighthonor.4061

Knighthonor.4061

If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!

Then why didn’t it attacked the Black Citadel instead of some Iron Marches?\
Then why didn’t it attacked Divinity’s Reach instead of attacking Concordia and Fort Salma, which makes no bloody sense.

Why didn’t Mordremoth attack the important location instead of…. oh nvm…

I know, because the script demanded it…..

sorrry for wasting your time…..

maybe he toying with us. like a kitten does.

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Posted by: SirDrygan.1823

SirDrygan.1823

If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!

Then why didn’t it attacked the Black Citadel instead of some Iron Marches?\
Then why didn’t it attacked Divinity’s Reach instead of attacking Concordia and Fort Salma, which makes no bloody sense.

Why didn’t Mordremoth attack the important location instead of…. oh nvm…

I know, because the script demanded it…..

sorrry for wasting your time…..

maybe he toying with us. like a kitten does.

That is why evil beings can’t win, they always waste time. If I was Zhaitan, I would just push every risen in my kitten nal and attack the nearest city. Which would be LA. And I won’t be afraid of losing too much Risen, as there will be bodies for me to rise. Then next I would just continue upwards towards DR. Sent some Risen to block reinforcements from the east. I as Zhaitan would have taken the whole of Kryta by now. Instead of just hanging out in Orr for not kitten reason.

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Posted by: Just a flesh wound.3589

Just a flesh wound.3589

NPC merchants in various spots.

“More people should learn to barter.” (And then don’t allow you to barter for anything).

Be careful what you ask for
ANet may give it to you.

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Posted by: Julie Yann.5379

Julie Yann.5379

Sometimes I wish I was playing Skyrim, where you can just kill annoying NPCs.

Be careful what you wish for, Anet might just give it to you “HoT”
“…let us eat and drink, for tomorrow we shall die;.”

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Posted by: SirDrygan.1823

SirDrygan.1823

Sometimes I wish I was playing Skyrim, where you can just kill annoying NPCs.

Some of the NPC could kill you though…if you are not high enough level.

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Posted by: Vova.2640

Vova.2640

I don’t know how to tell you…

If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!…

Repeat indefinitely until player starts bleeding from the ears.
Great job placing this NPC near the merchants.
Otherwise how on Earth would we learn that…
Do I really have to repeat my self?
Yes I do.

If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!
If Mordremoth can attack the Mother Tree in the Grove,it can attack anywhere!

And that was all in today’s “What I learned Today”

Now where were we?
Oh.yes.
If Mordremoth…………………………………………………………………………..

“I cannot let fear take hold, not even in this force wasteland”

I HATE that guy so much!!!! So tired of listening to that while opening my loots after a nice SW run! GEEZ

Look at how effective someone is in a full Soldiers set.
Look at how effective someone is in a full Dire set.
Nice balance.

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Posted by: Dark Saviour.9410

Dark Saviour.9410

“Hey, which way to the outhouse?”

Gone for good after Halloween 2Ø12.
A shame fun things could not simply be fun.