What do you think of each profession?
Elementalist: NEED MOAR POWA!
Mesmer: What does this button do?
Warrior: Can’t we just hit them and be done with this?
Guardian: Don’t worry, I’ll tank them all!
Necromancer: In the words of the grawl “Swarm them!”
Ranger: I agree with the Warrior on this one
Thief: laughs maniacally while throwing caltrops everywhere
Is it me or are you guys forgetting the Engineer?
I’ll answer with what my characters think:
Engineer: Why can I throw grenades further than I can shoot a gun? (soon to be “as far as”)
Thief: Why does everyone hate me?
Ranger: Kittening warriors get burst spells; engineers get a tool belt; I get bloody animals that are too dumb to run out of a fire.
Necromancer: I did not hand raise that minion.
Mesmer: Send in the clones!
Elementalist: Why is fire so much stronger than lightning?
Warrior: The Rifleman, I’m not.
Guardian: Am I swinging a Greatsword or auditioning for the Divinity’s Reach Ballet?