Guild Wars 2

I had 2 both from Golems.

1st Golem;

“Im here to kick kitten and chew bubble gum”

Checks supply………..Complete

“and im all out of gum”.

The second golem was the size of an Asura and was talking about possible upgrades and would the asura like to talk about it over dinner. (Asking her out).

I lol’d when these happened.

I don’t remember the exact lines but they were Sylvari.

Female: If you could pick a motto, what would it be?

Male: To thine own brain be true.

Female: Your brain must be damaged.

Something along the lines of

“Oh my did you see what she was wearing?!”

Female reply “No I was busy looking at him”

Said when a male and female npc walk by some in Lion’s Arch

In the Charr area, we (guildies) were helping a member on his personal story and there was an NPC Charr running with us by the name of Dinky whose running dialogue was keeping all of us cracking up.

Dinky – “Once…I swallowed a thumbtack”…..long pause, then guttural deep charr voice….“I think its still there”

Asuran just finished collecting risen parts for an experiment:

“The leg bone connects to the hip bone, the hip bone connects to the backbone…”

“Why do I feel like singing?”

I really need to stop and listen more...

I’m just concentrated on world exploration, so i’m doing zones in record time. I would love to hear some of these lines. xD The Duke Nukem reference is awesome

It was more of an event than anything. You help a bunch of skritt collect shinies to make some golem thing and then it turns around and starts trying to kill them.

Too many to list. There are some hilarious exchanges that never show up in the chat box between NPCs. It’s one of the little touches that make GW2 feel alive, even if some of the banter gets to be a bit painfully repetitious at times.

Woman following man with bomb: “How long is the fuse?”
Man with bomb: “How fast can you run?”

Just heard this today in Sector Zuhl

“You can knock us down, but we’ll always stand back up!” We’re like weebles." —Dredge Controller

Before Risen went down, they will exclaim “…. I’m tired”. At that point of time, I will instinctively reply back, “Me too” on numerous occasions when I am virtually bored to tear at the game play.

It’s awfully funny enough that the in-game NPC truly feels and reflect what the player is going through.

The way the champion risen abomination moves is very funny.

In Lion’s Arch this cracks me up every time I hear it.

A little Asuran female kid walks up to a big Charr and says, “Your face is funny, all squished and weird.”

The Charr replies, “No, yours is funny, it’s like a little raisin.”

Just gets to me for some reason, lol