Guild Wars 2

I had 2 both from Golems.

1st Golem;

“Im here to kick kitten and chew bubble gum”

Checks supply………..Complete

“and im all out of gum”.

The second golem was the size of an Asura and was talking about possible upgrades and would the asura like to talk about it over dinner. (Asking her out).

I lol’d when these happened.

There’s a lot of funny lines…leave your sound up and wander around the Black Citadel and Meatoberfest events…I keep hearing humans refered to as “Mice” (a.k.a. Cat Food)

My Asura necro when spawning a minion…“I’ve created life…of a sort”

Asura at the Thaumanova Reactor when revived “Thank you…that was surprisingly helpful.”

Okay…I am biased toward the Asura.

Ashabhi.1365:

There’s a lot of funny lines…leave your sound up and wander around the Black Citadel and Meatoberfest events…I keep hearing humans refered to as “Mice” (a.k.a. Cat Food)

Definitely Meatoberfest, it isnt in the balck Citadel though, it is the lvl 15-25 land I believe at the entrance of the map. The drunken guy walking around insulting everyone, I swear I followed that guy twice just to hear the lines. When remember the name I will post it here so that people can go and see it. Basically it is a quest that you have to fight a drunken guy who goes around insulting others, the entire fight is fun, the voice acting is amazing, 199/10 would recommend to hear. Im glad I passed by that zone again making my second 100% map.

“Your face is squishy. It’s like a little raisin.”

“Your mom’s IQ is so low she thinks Norn cows go moot”

Jeez, there are zillions. One of my favourites at the moment is the simple but deeply amusing interplay between the grumpy human merchant and the uninterested, laconic Asura in the TP in LA. Every time the human says “got any Charr iron?” and the Asura says “no”, I chuckle, great voice acting from both actors.

A few weeks ago I followed a messenger golem around in the Asura starting area – it was going on a fairly long round of delivering messages to various Asura dotted around, and each time it delivered the message it had been given with a twist or a garble, causing more and more confusion. It seemed like it was taking malicious pleasure in stirring up trouble between the Asura, and this was its little way of rebelling against its servitude.

Conversation heard around Lion’s Arch (forgot the actual names of the NPCs), it was something like this:

NPC1: I had to leave my guild, it was full of drama.
NPC2: Really? What was it called?
NPC1: The Traveling Thespians

:)

The funniest I’ve heard recently wasn’t from an NPC at all, but could have been.

The zerg was doing the legendary Centaur and he was down to about 2% but hadn’t had an aoe spike for a while. I was sweating on him get done before the aoe came out because we weren’t in a good spot for it and then it happened! So there’s twenty or so unconscious adventurers watching the last 2% of health go down in silence, who knows what we’re all thinking, and then a lone voice bubble appears in the middle of the bodies saying “I really hate that guy”.

Yes, I know you had to be there and I wish I’d taken a screenie but it probably made my week.