So, new patch, yay!!!
What would it be like? Well, I have some thoughts, so here is what I’m thinking.
New zone to explore. Yeah! Well, definitely it has to be zone for level 80, because lower levels has quite a world to explore anyway. And as I noticed for higher levels there is really huge lack of undead. This game need more risens! So new zone will be full of undead. You can’t take a step without running in someones corpse. I’m really eager to try it out, that would be so exciting!
In a new zone all the NPCs would be undead too. More than that, when you enter this pretty new zone you die and someone ressurect you and you are zombie now. Yay!!! We want more corpses, more gloomy landscapes, that is what this game really needs.
Yeah, but okay. For those, who really got tired of undead there will be a new location. All nice and green, sunshine and butterflies. But to get there you need to do an escort quest. You need to escort a pack of undead NPCs through huge amounts of another risens. But in the middle of the road the pack suddenly will stop and glitch, and stay bugged forever so no one can ever leave this beautiful land of smelly corpses.
And what is your vision of new patch? What do you expect to see there, folks?
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