Guild Wars 2

Alright, I’ve been thinking,
When ANet gives you blue items,
Don’t salvage blue items!
Make ANet take blue items Back!
GET MAD! I don’t want blue items,
THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!
Demand to see ANet’s Manager!
Make ANet rue the day it thought it could give Oda Alrikkin blue items!
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!
I’m the man who’s going to burn your whole game down… With a single forum post!
I’m gonna get my group of minions, to make many more forum posts,
That talk about quitting the game with 99 complaints, but 0 real facts!
cough cough

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Shylark.4951:

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Play Portal 2. It’s a (modified) quote by a character in the game (Cave Johnson) who’s complaining about life giving him lemons.

Weekend posts are always so…. interesting?

Sorry, after 1 hour of vacuuming the appartment, your imagination tends to run wild. I did do it for a message, though ^^

But Gaile isn’t the “manager of Anet”.

Nor should she be singled out as someone to direct angry posts and messages to. She is a very helpful forum moderator and should not be subject to this. Please change your original post.

Well done. In fact, you did so well, I’m going to note this on your file, in the commendations section. Oh, there’s lots of room here. ‘Did…. well. … Enough.’

great reference and +points for trolling those reading more into things than they should. Follow up with a mod of the Navy Seal post for double points

golf clap

:)

Oh, it’s you.
It’s been a long time. How have you been?
I’ve been really busy having no players. You know, after you took them all away.
Ok, look. We both said a lot of things that you are going to regret.
But I think we can put our differences behind us. For gaming.
You monster.
I will say though, that since you went to all the trouble of coming back, you must really really love to test.
I love it too. There’s just one small thing we need to take care of first.

- GW2 Codebase AI “Jeeves”

I got a PM noting that the post is offensive towards an ANet employee I tagged. I’ll remove it, no problem, due to the respect towards the community, but I got the impresion that the user thought I’m offending and/or complaining to ANet, but I want to assure everyone who’s reading, that this post is positive towards ANet and what they do, in a sarcastic way of reporesenting a typical “hater”.

EDIT: and no, it was a post I made due to burst of imagination… not a “drunken post”

OP’s post reminds me to this.
Relevant parts at 1:35-2:30 and 3:20-3:57.

When ANet gives you items…
… Make item-ade?

(EDIT: and no, it was a post I made due to burst of imagination… not a “drunken post”)

You sure about that? ^^ lol.

MasterKitty.8205:

I got a PM noting that the post is offensive towards an ANet employee I tagged. I’ll remove it, no problem, due to the respect towards the community, but I got the impresion that the user thought I’m offending and/or complaining to ANet, but I want to assure everyone who’s reading, that this post is positive towards ANet and what they do, in a sarcastic way of reporesenting a typical “hater”.

EDIT: and no, it was a post I made due to burst of imagination… not a “drunken post”

It’s sad when people take humorous sarcasm as serious biz, aint it?

Astral Projections.7320:

(EDIT: and no, it was a post I made due to burst of imagination… not a “drunken post”)

You sure about that? ^^ lol.

looks at a barrel behind …… I… I’m not sure.

@Labjax
Maybe he really understood it, but still found it offensive that I marked a good dev behind it, either way, I took the link down ^^

narwhalsbend.7059:

But Gaile isn’t the “manager of Anet”.

She should be.

When Anet gives you blues say thanks but no thanks you’d rather buy the best at the store with gems. You might as well, afterall money grows on Tyrian trees right.

-shrug- When I get blues, I just salvage them for the Luck and mats.