Guild Wars 2

…the wonderful world of nachos?

Seriously, why is this not a thing? There are already key ingredients such as poultry, steak, avocado, tomato, cheese, sour cream, etc. Just add a couple more, like chips, and BAM…nachos!

#NachosForTyria

Well, I don’t understand why we don’t have hot dogs covered with mustard and onions. Why can’t the Charr go out and find a country that has mustard seeds and conquer them to bring mustard to the rest of the world. They’ve been slacking on the world conquering front since they got civilized and it’s disgusting. They’ve turned into a bunch of cattle ranchers and desk jockey pencil pushers. The Hierophant Burntsoul must be turning in his grave. Now that was a Charr with hair on his chest.

I knew you’d understand me Fleshy. Happy Friday!

They did discover nachos, but they prefer to wear them over their head as a symbol of rank rather than eat them. New cheese and onion flavour ones were added only a week ago.

Crazy these Charr chefs

Wait, we don’t even have sausages! What kind of culture invents freaking airships before inventing sausages?

As for nachos I guess we’ll get them if we ever get to whatever area the cancelled GW1 Utopia campaign was going to be set in, since that was heavily influenced by Aztec culture.