It is nearly 3:30am Anet time and there is STILL no patch. When will the patch be here?
Well, since this is apparently a joke thread, let me be the first to answer with the ever-popular and mandatory “new players” one-liner.
“Patches happening at early hours are too complicated to deal with for new players, so they patch closer to the evening.”
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