Guild Wars 2

My theory? The devs are sitting around a communal bonfire madly clicking on karma jugs!

What’s your theory?

They mixed up the new ascended gear codes with the codes from the next tier of gear their planning for 2014, so they need time to clear it up.

;-)

I guess this is the obligatory “patch not up yet?” thread we see every patch day.

patch will be up later tonight =) no need to theorize.

Herr der Friedhoefe.2490:

My theory? The devs are sitting around a communal bonfire madly clicking on karma jugs!

What’s your theory?

MY theory: They must delete all warrior nerfs from the update before

Like the previous patches, they will be up in about 1-2 hours. There was a notification ingame about 2 hours ago saying a new build would be available in 1-2 hours. I just think that the notification got sent too early because the patches are always around 7/8 PM GMT+1.

Well just got another hour or two message over two hours after the first. So we are looking at a little while longer.

just got another 1-2 hr message…. what the kitten

I, once, had that message half a day :P

So a 4 hour patch in EU prime-time? Maybe stop taking WVW down so kitten early

GG Anet :/

Colly.4073:

So a 4 hour patch in EU prime-time?

GG Anet :/

When has it ever been a 4 hour patch. There was a 4 hour server maintenance but that is not how they do patches. It is live and you relog and load it.

Colly.4073:

So a 4 hour patch in EU prime-time? Maybe stop taking WVW down so kitten early

GG Anet :/

Eu customers are second tier customers to most US based companies. Like we can see here.

Herr der Friedhoefe.2490:

My theory? The devs are sitting around a communal bonfire madly clicking on karma jugs!

What’s your theory?

This made me laugh too much ;D

Yargesh.4965:

Colly.4073:

So a 4 hour patch in EU prime-time?

GG Anet :/

When has it ever been a 4 hour patch. There was a 4 hour server maintenance but that is not how they do patches. It is live and you relog and load it.

Eidited my post as you where replying. Sorry!

It was a beef about them putting world v’s world offline for so long when they could just leave it until the patch is due.

Same for pvp than wvw.

Id like to see, where the darn Patch Notes are ..

why is it that they always are lately so late with the patch notes again …
What is so hard about it to finally improve the game with an integrated AUTO PATCHER that shows together with starting the game the lates new patch notes so that you can read them, before starting the game and that these patch notes automatically get updated once the day has been reach once the update patch will come on day X, regardless if the patch got already lve or not, but at least give us the patch notes right at the moment, where the time date changes onto the patch’s day

Shouldn’t be so hard to let us know, what we download, before we download it automatically with the start of the auto patcher.

Its absolutely a standard feature to me, that the autppatcher should show the player automatically the newest patch notes, once the day arrives where a new patch is coming. Every silly online game of the last like 10 years has this mini feature, that is a great add for convenience, but only GW1/2 not.

They forgot to nerf the ele and make that class even harder to play.

“Ride The Lightning new range: 300 [now it’s useless, balance operation succeeded].”

They forgot to buff warrior. They need to change all the other class buffs to nerfs and add in another warrior buff just cause.

Xillllix.3485:

They forgot to nerf the ele and make that class even harder to play.

“Ride The Lightning new range: 300 [now it’s useless, balance operation succeeded].”

Man this made me laugh esp since I play a Ele. Must say though when ever I switch to something else its so easy to play and feels so overpowered.

Just when they were about to patch, after taking WvW and PvP offline, the staff was taken prisoner by Lord Vanquish. I suspect that not he but Josh Foreman is the mastermind, who will now implement a mandatory tribulation mode not only for SAB, but for the whole of GW2.

My guess is that it will patch once he removes all continue coins from the game.

Colly.4073:

So a 4 hour patch in EU prime-time? Maybe stop taking WVW down so kitten early

GG Anet :/

Yeah, because you’d want them to wake up at 4 A.M. in the US to patch the game early just so YOU can enjoy it? Will never happen.

Brendar.3548:

I guess this is the obligatory “patch not up yet?” thread we see every patch day.

lol Isn’t that the truth? +1

PATCH IS LIVE NOW

Release notes?

GoddessOfTheWinds.2937:

Colly.4073:

So a 4 hour patch in EU prime-time? Maybe stop taking WVW down so kitten early

GG Anet :/

Yeah, because you’d want them to wake up at 4 A.M. in the US to patch the game early just so YOU can enjoy it? Will never happen.

Did i say anything about them getting up earlier? My point was for them to stop taking wvw offline 2 hours before the patch is due.

Next time read properly before you attempt to be clever.