This isn’t technically just about Guild Wars 2, but more a small rant/discussion about non-human races in fantasy and sci-fi. The topic of the day is simply: Why do they all think like humans?
To start somewhere, I’m a big fan of superheroes, and one of my all-time favorite heroines is Squirrel Girl. If you haven’t read the comic The Unbeatable Squirrel-Girl, you need to read it. Trust me, it’s brilliant. Squirrel Girl is very much a human (or mutant, I guess), but she has a big squirrel-tail. Then problem is… how does she put her pants on? Where does the tail go? In the first issue, she rolls up the tail and stuff it in her pants to pass for a normal human, which gives us another problem: Why is there not kitten for the tail in the pants? See what I’m takling about? If she has kitten in the pants for the tail, why are there no hole when the tail ins tucked in her pants? And if she doesn’t have kitten to the tail, how does she put her pants on in the first place?
This is quite standard in fantasy, sadly. I get that games like this takes some shortcuts for budget reasons, and making an entirely new wardrobe just for one race isn’t exactly convenient. Still, would it hurt to upgrade the clothes just a tiny bit? Take the asura, for instance. One of the outfits (forgot the name, sorry) for the females is a nice dress with a mask. The thing is… if this is an asura dress, why are there room for boobs? Asura don’t have them, as far as I know. And definitely not so big the dress needs room for them. In fact, the Lich-outfit makes the female asura run around nearly topless, yet it doesn’t reveal anything inappropriate. Most armor I’ve seen for female asura? No boobs. So why does the dress have it?
Of course, there is the fact not much of the asura clothing has boobs (other than dresses). But the problem with that is that most of the clothing feels male. Why are there no very feminine, boobless asura clothes? My main is a female asura, but most of the time, she might as well be male until she starts talking. If it wasn’t for the hair, anyway. Look at Zoija. I somehow don’t see a male asura in clothes like that, and she doesn’t have boobs on her clothes. So why are most of the clothes I’ve found for male asura? Or at least, it doesn’t have a gender preference? Big races like humans, norn and sylvari have female clothes, naturally. Not sure about charr, but I don’t like that race, so…
The same goes for architecture, lifestyle, speech, the way they think, the way they act, and so on. Asura, Charr and Sylph are definitely not human, so how come they all act like it? Sure, the Sylvari live in a tree, but so does some humans. The Charr are big cats, living in a rather human city. Even humans in the real world have different houses based on culture, so how come the Black Citadel feels like a human citadel, not a Charr one? How come Rata Sum feels very human? I mean, if this is a place made by the small asura, why are most things big enough for the bigger races? Why aren’t everything… asura sized?
Anyway, rant off. I’m just wondering a bit why races with tails in fantasy are wearing tail-less pants, or why species that can fly rarely live above ground. With so much room for creativity in fantasy, it’s strange how identical so much of it is.