Guild Wars 2

Are Asura born from test tubes and that is why they never talk about parents? I’ve never heard them (apart from the yo mamma jokes in Metrica)

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Are Asura born from test tubes and that is why they never talk about parents? I’ve never heard them (apart from the yo mamma jokes in Metrica)

I think it has to do with their culture focusing heavily on the accomplishments of an individual. When you bring an individual’s parents into the equation it tends to be difficult to focus solely on the individual’s accomplishments without comparing them to their parents. Since no Asura wants to be compared to their parents, there is very little talk of them as it allows them to remain completely objectionable to their own personal accomplishments and the accomplishments of other individuals.

i think is how they grow up and how they are educated….

to be honest i dont think majority of asuras care about their parrents much at all

just study study build build sience sience…… and the parents are like the same new born ? okay now go study study study omg your a fail it wont work like that STUDY MORE remake it!!! lol

and when they grow up AH finaly i can leave them and make my own sience stuff without parrent restrictions…

An Asura lives in its own pleasing singularity. Parents are just ballast.

Asura kids speaking about parents

• Progeny (1): Hey, Yotta, your mama’s IQ is so low, she thinks norn cows go “moot.”
• Progeny (2): Oh, yeah? Your mama’s IQ is so low, she thinks “crafting” is something you do on the “criver.”
• Progeny (1): Well, your mama’s IQ is so low, she thinks sylvari and golems are precious metals.
• Progeny (2): Your mama’s IQ is so low, she thinks Blood Legion is something you should see a doctor about.
• Progeny (1): Your mama’s IQ is so low, she thinks “elemental” is four letters in the middle of the alphabet.
• Progeny (2): Your mama’s IQ is so low, she thinks a golemancer is what you get when you ask a golemquestion.

• Progeny (1): No, but seriously…your mom is really smart.
• Progeny (2): Yeah, yours too.

The new fractal has something to do with asura family connections. But play it out to find more!

I think they are generally too busy to do parenting, which is why kids are mostly handed off to some kind of generic school and raised communally.