Guild Wars 2

So considering that the world of Tyria is ripe with ancient and collectible spoons, I am going to file a legitimate complaint about the validity of forks.

First and foremost, this gives the whole tourist feeling of collecting collectible spoons from locations of interest. Such as inside a Dragons body…

Or inside the lord of a Tower…

Now, while this is an interesting joke, and rather effective one as I am sure the people of Tyria are relishing thier vast spoon collections, I am not amused.

My character, is practical and what she really wants is a fork. You see, shes not very good with spoons when trying to consume the various odd meats of Lion’s arch.

Its not fair that the spoon must run away with a spoon instead of the fork! The dragons are rising because the balance of spoons is way off in Tyria and we are tired of trying to scoop up items that are meant for fork prong stabbing!

In fact I am pretty sure that Queen Jennah is spoon person and behind alot of these collectible “spoons”

You need to bring balance to the Forks…
:)

Happy friday,
A disgruntled Fork lover.

Isn’t that what daggers are for?

Daggers are knives, I did not request knives

Is it so bad that my character is just looking for a good Fork?

There is no spoon

truly, gw2 content must be at an all time high

Forks haven’t been invented yet. They’re still eating with spoons and knives.

Will Peasant’s Solution do?

Really we should have moved on to SPORKS by now. They are the more advanced utensil after all.

This is why we only get spoons and no forks

The Greyhawk is not amused.

Amaimon.7823:

This is why we only get spoons and no forks

I believe he borrowed that from Chuck Norris.

I dislike Forks because it rains too much. And the people are weird.

Tyria uses chopsticks.

PvP is full of alternative utensils.

Well, at least, everyone throws salt at each other, yelling, “fork you”.

The myth I’ve heard about forks is that a king didn’t want people with daggers at the dinner table for safety reasons so he had forks invented. You need spoons for soup, knives for meat, and forks for nothing.

Actually you do have forks. Look at your hands. Your fingers are the forks that the gods gave you. That should be good enough for anyone.

Bruno.3812:

Actually you do have forks. Look at your hands. Your fingers are the forks that the gods gave you. That should be good enough for anyone.

Tried shoving my fingers through a steak, brb going to hospital.

Fluffball.8307:

Bruno.3812:

Actually you do have forks. Look at your hands. Your fingers are the forks that the gods gave you. That should be good enough for anyone.

Tried shoving my fingers through a steak, brb going to hospital.

That’s why you need really long and sharp fingernails. Next time don’t clip them.

I just going to channel my inner shark and use my teeth.

because chopsticks are superior

Bruno.3812:

Fluffball.8307:

Bruno.3812:

Actually you do have forks. Look at your hands. Your fingers are the forks that the gods gave you. That should be good enough for anyone.

Tried shoving my fingers through a steak, brb going to hospital.

That’s why you need really long and sharp fingernails. Next time don’t clip them.

Have you seen the person with the world record for longest finger nail? those aren’t going to work very well for stabbing anything

Khisanth.2948:

because chopsticks are superior

Bruno.3812:

Fluffball.8307:

Bruno.3812:

Actually you do have forks. Look at your hands. Your fingers are the forks that the gods gave you. That should be good enough for anyone.

Tried shoving my fingers through a steak, brb going to hospital.

That’s why you need really long and sharp fingernails. Next time don’t clip them.

Have you seen the person with the world record for longest finger nail? those aren’t going to work very well for stabbing anything

Proper technique overcomes all size disadvantages.

I would count tridents as oversized forks really.

Bruno.3812:

Khisanth.2948:

because chopsticks are superior

Bruno.3812:

Fluffball.8307:

Bruno.3812:

Actually you do have forks. Look at your hands. Your fingers are the forks that the gods gave you. That should be good enough for anyone.

Tried shoving my fingers through a steak, brb going to hospital.

That’s why you need really long and sharp fingernails. Next time don’t clip them.

Have you seen the person with the world record for longest finger nail? those aren’t going to work very well for stabbing anything

Proper technique overcomes all size disadvantages.

http://stellanaija.com.ng/meet-the-2016-guinness-world-records-holder-for-longest-fingernails-ever-photos/ I don’t think that is going to help much

FrizzFreston.5290:

I would count tridents as oversized forks really.

Especially https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Peasant's_Solution