Guild Wars 2

I just realized this..

First we start shouting randomly.
then we start seeing electric men everywhere.
then we start collecting a ton of cats in our house.
and now were seeing a cute invisible dragon.

Seriously the average tyrian must be wondering why we haven’t been put in a straight jacket yet.

Maybe we already are. Season 3 concludes with us waking up in an Inquest Mental Health Dissection lab.

Well, let’s see. We were present when the Bloodstone exploded.
We actively hunt creatures and “blood-crazed” people for their unbound magic, to “store” it.
We mine bloodstone crystal nodes for dust and rubies.
Some of us have glowing red eyes from hunting shards and creatures.

No, we’re not blood-crazed… everyone else is…
Need… more…. rubies…..

O_O

Plot twist, The dragons are a team of doctors and wardens.
Sylvari are decorative plants given life by our imaginations, Asura are patients from the children’s ward, Charr are service animals and Norn are just…tall patients I guess.

So does that mean all the Sylvari players are just people who have always dreamed of living a a potted plant in a psych ward?

Gryphon.2875:

Well, let’s see. We were present when the Bloodstone exploded.
We actively hunt creatures and “blood-crazed” people for their unbound magic, to “store” it.
We mine bloodstone crystal nodes for dust and rubies.
Some of us have glowing red eyes from hunting shards and creatures.

No, we’re not blood-crazed… everyone else is…
Need… more…. rubies…..

O_O

wow youve convinced me

zerorogue.9410:

Seriously the average tyrian must be wondering why we haven’t been put in a straight jacket yet.

The fact that we are a heavily armed mercenary force that that run around laughing when we kill each other with rainbows, unicorns, fireworks and flamethrowers there might a be reason they are keeping their distance.

Besides, people standing around staring into nothing while drooling – obviously being someplace else in their minds – should have alarmed you much earlier.

I have control over it. I can stop anytime, if I want to…

Squee.7829:

Plot twist, The dragons are a team of doctors and wardens.
Sylvari are decorative plants given life by our imaginations, Asura are patients from the children’s ward, Charr are service animals and Norn are just…tall patients I guess.

If we run into a PoI called Jacbo’s Ladder we can start to worry.

Now I want my mesmer to run around in a straight jacket. Followed by a legion of cats.

I killed a dragon and apparently blacked out surrounded by a bunch of people I don’t even know with emotional issues and a desire to call me boss.

I was commuted after Zhatian death and these people are just my fellow neighbors in my mental home.

If everyone experiences the same reality, then it might just be reality.
Or the only ones left in the asylum are the patients.