Guild Wars 2

Seriously.

No really.

It’s obvious.

You like money right?

If Lord Faren’s Speedo was released into the gem store there would be a severe dramatic influx in purchases leading to the epitome of mass server crashes; ANets HQ would be too overwhelmed and would evidently implode on itself due to this.

In other words: Lord Faren’s Speedo is too fab and majestic to be allowed into the gem store.

Well then I suppose we need a lesser but still fabulous speedo for heroes like us. They’d make tons of money and we’d make tons of funny. More speedos please.

I imagine people would demand mini southsun Kasmeer’s bikini if they added Faren’s speedo, and that’s just taking the game to a place I don’t think we want it to go to.

Kaos.9162:

I imagine people would demand mini southsun Kasmeer’s bikini if they added Faren’s speedo, and that’s just taking the game to a place I don’t think we want it to go to.

I’m all for that bikini in the Gem store. I even asked for it the second that Southsun went like.

Kaos.9162:

I imagine people would demand mini southsun Kasmeer’s bikini if they added Faren’s speedo, and that’s just taking the game to a place I don’t think we want it to go to.

You don’t want it to go to the beach? What’s the problem exactly?

Because while Faren’s speedo would be fine, Kasmeer’s bikini would cause an immediate uproar from every activist, self-proclaimed women’s rights prophets and i’m sure even more. Everybody knows that video games are a cesspool and they turn females into objects, yadda yadda yadda.

Psh, don’t be silly. Kasmeer’s bikini wasn’t even real~

Really though, why not a beachwear outfit?

Let’s face it Faren doesn’t wanna sell it.

serenke.4806:

Because while Faren’s speedo would be fine, Kasmeer’s bikini would cause an immediate uproar from every activist, self-proclaimed women’s rights prophets and i’m sure even more. Everybody knows that video games are a cesspool and they turn females into objects, yadda yadda yadda.

Who cares? There are already skimpy female armors already.

This is about Lord Faren’s speedo.

If there’s one thing that GW2 should take from FF11/14, it’s the subligar.

niea.7504:

If there’s one thing that GW2 should take from FF11/14, it’s the subligar.

That would be amazing. It’s crazy cause a lot of us have been begging for this stuff since GW1 and we still don’t have it.

It needs to be an outfit otherwise they need to add ability to hide chest armor or add invisible chest skins otherwise all the skirts and dresses will cover it.

Because if they were sold in the gem store, what would Faren wear? He’d be going commando…

#Farenisfirstcommandoclassconfirmed

Yes, what this game needs is more grape smugglers.

Torsailr.8456:

Yes, what this game needs is more grape smugglers.

You’re right, it does.

Grape smugglers are in demand Anet, hear the cries of your people.

Why do you people want to WEAR another mans speedo?

TheFool.4589:

Why do you people want to WEAR another mans speedo?

They all want to get into Lord Faren’s speedo? To wear, that is. Of course.

Just a flesh wound.3589:

TheFool.4589:

Why do you people want to WEAR another mans speedo?

They all want to get into Lord Faren’s speedo? To wear, that is. Of course.

Hey if they want to then by all means. I for one find it disgusting.

However, one cannot wear lady kasmeers bikini because kasmeers doesn’t wear clothes. She’s naked. So that’s ok if one wants to wear her bikini.

Just a flesh wound.3589:

TheFool.4589:

Why do you people want to WEAR another mans speedo?

They all want to get into Lord Faren’s speedo? To wear, that is. Of course.

I can only imagine that my Charr would stretch out that speedo a little much. And I certainly couldn’t give it back to Faren after that and thank him for letting me borrow it. /shame

I think the perfect way to start HoT would be as a male norn, in Kasmeer’s bikini.

Warkind.6745:

I think the perfect way to start HoT would be as a male norn, in Kasmeer’s bikini.

….but you can’t wear it……it doesn’t exisist

They should add a ‘beach, blanket, bingo’ box that functions like the aviator memory box, where anyone that clicks the box gets adorned in beach attire, and only the folks who click the box can see others who clicked the box in their beach attire. That way, the folks who don’t want to see swimsuits everywhere won’t get their panties in a twist.

I wish the aviators box could be changed to work this way too.

niea.7504:

If there’s one thing that GW2 should take from FF11/14, it’s the subligar.

I remember back when dey added that beautiful Virgo Subligar for like 2mill gil or something crazy and I still bought it. Although I was a BST with too much money so that helped. Not enough in GW currently to throw excessive amounts of money at cuz they keep not adding swimsuit outfits, gw1 assassin armor, skirtless chest pieces and so on. :o

If you get Faren’s speedos, I want a mankini for my asuras. (Intentionally w/o link.)

Btw, being the GL’s court jester, could I perhaps finally get my jester costume? ^.^

serenke.4806:

Because while Faren’s speedo would be fine, Kasmeer’s bikini would cause an immediate uproar from every activist, self-proclaimed women’s rights prophets and i’m sure even more. Everybody knows that video games are a cesspool and they turn females into objects, yadda yadda yadda.

Oh please. Don’t act as if there aren’t legitimate complaints about objectification of women in video games.

And don’t act as if everyone who cares about those legitimate complaints would scream irrationally about both genders getting a fun beachwear outfit. You’re creating an imaginary enemy.

First we need more thing to do in underwear other than diving goggles.

Beach minigames, social beach-like areas in cities and other locations, force underwear in Crab Toss and Sanctum Survival, etc…

Once you have reason to get people naked, then you sell underwear/swimsuit customizations.

MithranArkanere.8957:

First we need more thing to do in underwear other than diving goggles.

Beach minigames, social beach-like areas in cities and other locations, force underwear in Crab Toss and Sanctum Survival, etc…

Once you have reason to get people naked, then you sell underwear/swimsuit customizations.

This.

serenke.4806:

Because while Faren’s speedo would be fine, Kasmeer’s bikini would cause an immediate uproar from every activist, self-proclaimed women’s rights prophets and i’m sure even more. Everybody knows that video games are a cesspool and they turn females into objects, yadda yadda yadda.

Why would it? Put a rear drape off the back of the bikini and its pretty much like several of the female armor skins in the game. At least a bikini makes sense, since they are supposed to be skimpy.