Why would Scarlet have crap in her boxes?

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Posted by: Kaiyanwan.8521

Kaiyanwan.8521

Opened the five boxes of Scarlet.

All of the boxes were filled with crap. The greatest villain of GW2 and she is a horder?
Now she makes even less sense. Why did she not salvage this crap to get some resources for her machines.

Seriously, I would have prefered if there were just the journal pieces in it. Or some real reward. But that…

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Posted by: Maximum Potato.5923

Maximum Potato.5923

It’s not her real seceret base, it’s a decoy filled with crap to further irratate her enemies.
ohohohohohohohoho

Who’s a good boy? Not you, since you aggro’d the BLOODY CHAMP-

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Posted by: Inculpatus cedo.9234

Inculpatus cedo.9234

I opened a few chests (5), and got Mini Moa from the third one, among rares, exotics, T7 crafting materials, etc. I think the items in the chests are pretty good! =)

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Posted by: Naz.2607

Naz.2607

I love these chests! Currently it’s one of the best ways in the game to get globs, new recipes, dragonite & salvagables.
I finally feel more like I’m getting rewarded for game play.
Thank you anet!

Naz ©

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Posted by: thefantasticg.3984

thefantasticg.3984

RNG is RNG.

RNG is a bell curve. Better hope you’re on the right side.

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Posted by: ThiBash.5634

ThiBash.5634

As the Asura in Lion’s Arch says: They don’t have boxes, they have water closets.

If you can read this then it is proof that ArenaNet’s moderators just, kind and fair.

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Posted by: Obsidian.1328

Obsidian.1328

I read that without the “es” in “boxes” and I nearly crapped my pants in laughter.

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