Guild Wars 2

Seriously it’s not my character fault that he likes to eat candy and drink cola. Now he will look like michelin man who wears spandex. At least make some armors for big men, because overweight is a big problem in Hoelbrak.

Duuuuude, Norn are not overweight, big boned or whatever label you want to give them. Neither does this armour make them look so – it’s all that extra padding to help keep out the cold, they do live in the cold areas after all!

LOL, nice. You don’t look bad. Never would have made that comparison if you didn’t make it for me.

Alternatively, just look up a different armor. Find something that works for your big guy. If all else fails, there’s always a total makeover-kit.

I love how stressed out your dude looks

I blame all the stripes, hah. They’re going to make anyone look a little…wider…er…

Man, he does look sad, doesn’t he? Time to eat those cares away!

Paulytnz.7619:

Duuuuude, Norn are not overweight, big boned or whatever label you want to give them. Neither does this armour make them look so – it’s all that extra padding to help keep out the cold, they do live in the cold areas after all!

Extra padding is for weak humans. A real Norn can sleep naked in the snow in the middle of a blizzard and he won’t catch a cold !

stof.9341:

Paulytnz.7619:

Duuuuude, Norn are not overweight, big boned or whatever label you want to give them. Neither does this armour make them look so – it’s all that extra padding to help keep out the cold, they do live in the cold areas after all!

Extra padding is for weak humans. A real Norn can sleep naked in the snow in the middle of a blizzard and he won’t catch a cold !

Getting sick by getting cold is a myth.

He’s just your big hunny bunny and there’s more of him to <3

stof.9341:

Paulytnz.7619:

Duuuuude, Norn are not overweight, big boned or whatever label you want to give them. Neither does this armour make them look so – it’s all that extra padding to help keep out the cold, they do live in the cold areas after all!

Extra padding is for weak humans. A real Norn can sleep naked in the snow in the middle of a blizzard and he won’t catch a cold !

A REAL norn will catch a cold.

With his bear hands.

Then unleash it on his enemies, drive them sneezing before him, and add to his legend.

Redenaz.8631:

stof.9341:

Paulytnz.7619:

Duuuuude, Norn are not overweight, big boned or whatever label you want to give them. Neither does this armour make them look so – it’s all that extra padding to help keep out the cold, they do live in the cold areas after all!

Extra padding is for weak humans. A real Norn can sleep naked in the snow in the middle of a blizzard and he won’t catch a cold !

A REAL norn will catch a cold.

With his bear hands.

Then unleash it on his enemies, drive them sneezing before him, and add to his legend.

ROFL!

/thread

Redenaz.8631:

stof.9341:

Paulytnz.7619:

Duuuuude, Norn are not overweight, big boned or whatever label you want to give them. Neither does this armour make them look so – it’s all that extra padding to help keep out the cold, they do live in the cold areas after all!

Extra padding is for weak humans. A real Norn can sleep naked in the snow in the middle of a blizzard and he won’t catch a cold !

A REAL norn will catch a cold.

With his bear hands.

Then unleash it on his enemies, drive them sneezing before him, and add to his legend.

LOL!

I have two Norn who would try and do just that.

Dont get self conscious! Get sexy!

Redenaz.8631:

A REAL norn will catch a cold.

With his bear hands.

Then unleash it on his enemies, drive them sneezing before him, and add to his legend.

Wiseman.4075:

Dont get self conscious! Get sexy!

LMAO… Best thread in a long time

Truly though, a norn’s only weakness is the occasional lack of grace and Asura. One day in Tarnished Coast I was sitting on a fence post minding my own business waiting for someone to help me with deal with Cadudecus when this Bookah Norn came over. So being an Asura and knowing Norns inability to jump I bet him to walk across the fence. If he failed he would have to help me. Well as you can see he took two steps then slipped and crotched himself. The sad part was he started crying….the best part was taking a picture to rub it in.

Redenaz.8631:

A REAL norn will catch a cold.

With his bear hands.

Then unleash it on his enemies, drive them sneezing before him, and add to his legend.

Well played!

Well to be rude that armor looks like a junk pile anyway.

Who could ever hate my lovable norn?

PlagueParade.7942:

Who could ever hate my lovable norn?

Those nips/nipples!! Hawwt!

Gnat.9405:

I love how stressed out your dude looks

I think he’s just holding one in…

You think that this is some kind of joke?

Your armor should cost more to make.

It’s all muscle.

Junkpile.7439:

You think that this is some kind of joke?

Those shoulder spikes!

“I’m home honey, here let me hug you.”
(Gives the wife a hug)
Ooooh eeereee errrrggggggg gllllgllkklllllll.

Oops.

Astral Projections.7320:

Junkpile.7439:

You think that this is some kind of joke?

Those shoulder spikes!

“I’m home honey, here let me hug you.”
(Gives the wife a hug)
Ooooh eeereee errrrggggggg gllllgllkklllllll.

Oops.

It’s the anti-hug armor from gw1!!!

Paulytnz.7619:

Duuuuude, Norn are not overweight, big boned or whatever label you want to give them. Neither does this armour make them look so – it’s all that extra padding to help keep out the cold, they do live in the cold areas after all!

You do realize over 50% of the Armor that is available to male Norn leaves their chests exposed… and the females, don’t get me started on how little the females wear. Have you seen the Norn Tier 3 Heavy Cultural Armor for women? That’s about as close to a chain mail bikini as you can get without actually being THIS (slight warning, image may not be totally safe for work).

An Siorai Tharian.4516:

Paulytnz.7619:

Duuuuude, Norn are not overweight, big boned or whatever label you want to give them. Neither does this armour make them look so – it’s all that extra padding to help keep out the cold, they do live in the cold areas after all!

You do realize over 50% of the Armor that is available to male Norn leaves their chests exposed… and the females, don’t get me started on how little the females wear. Have you seen the Norn Tier 3 Heavy Cultural Armor for women? That’s about as close to a chain mail bikini as you can get without actually being THIS (slight warning, image may not be totally safe for work).

No I do not spend hours upon hours on all of my chars just to go clothes shopping but thank you for the info. Having said that, if what you say is correct, then this thread is 1 big waste of time because obviously the OP has choices in armours that will not make him look “fat” or whatever.

People are so insecure these days they take it too far when they bring it to videogames is all I’m saying lol….