Guild Wars 2

Joy to the World(Tyria Edition)
Joy to the world, zhaitan is dead
we shot, things at, it’s head!
treaherne he never doubted me
the team they never outed me
the mission coulda been more
the end was quite a bore
the mission it could have been sooo much moreeeeee

Rytlock The Red Haired Charr
You know Rox, and Tybalt and Snarl and Galina, Mangonel and Spatha and Gaheron and Evon.
But do you recall, the most famous charr of them allllll
Rytlock the red haired charr! had a very shiny mane
and if you ever chopped it, he would say youre very lame
sometimes the whole charr warband, used to laugh and call him tame
they never let poor rytlock, join in any drinking games
they only let poor rytlock, sit around and guard the plains!(it doesnt quite rhyme but roll with it!)
Then one foggy wintersday, Thackaray came to say
Rytlock with your mane so bright, wont you save tyria tonight?!
Then all the charr, they loved him, as they growled out glee
Rytlock the red haired charr, The next round of the drinks’re on me!

Post your favorite wintersday carols! Get in the spirit of the holiday!

lol

I posted Frosty the Snow Globe the year before and then Jumping in a Winter Wonderland they year after and also did Zerging around World vs World last year so I will just link to those parodies I wrote.

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/archive/wintersday2013/Parody-Holiday-Songs/first#post3344241

Ho ho, PvP yo,
there was update,
wasn’t so great.

We excited were fast,
but that didn’t last,
we expected bit more,
match-making is poor.

Dashing through the snow
On a sleigh pulled by a dolyak
Over the fields we go
Laughing all the way;
Bells on bob-tail ring
making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing
A sleighing song tonight

Jingle bells
jingle bells
jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride
On a sleigh pulled by a dolyak

A day or two ago
I thought I’d take a ride
And soon Miss Dwayna Bright
Was seated by my side;
The Dolyak was lean and lank;
Misfortune seemed his lot;
He got into a drifted bank
And we
we got upsot

Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way!
What fun it is to ride
On a sleigh pulled by a dolyak

A day or two ago
the story I must tell
I went out on the snow
And on my back I fell;
A gent was riding by
On a sleigh pulled by a dolyak
He laughed as there
I sprawling lie
But quickly drove away

Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way!
What fun it is to ride
On a sleigh pulled by a dolyak

Now the ground is white
Go it while you’re young
Take the girls tonight
And sing this sleighing song;
Just get a bob-tailed bay
two-forty as his speed
Hitch him to an open sleigh
And crack! you’ll take the lead

Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way!
What fun it is to ride
On a sleigh pulled by a dolyak

\o/

sorry, it was irresistible!

Well I’m in the wintersday spirit now

Who could forget that classic wintersday carol.

“Asura ears roasting on an open fire”

Ok, here’s my attempt despite the lateness of the hour … so sleepy …

The Little Silverwastes War

Come they told me
Pa rum pum pum pum
A brand new zone to see
Pa rum pum pum pum

Our finest airships fire
Pa rum pum pum pum
To stop the mordrem dire
Pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum

So our crests we farm
Pa rum pum pum pum
When we zerg

Little pack mule
Pa rum pum pum pum
I hope to get you through
Pa rum pum pum pum
with the supplies you bring
Pa rum pum pum pum
forts need upgrading
Pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum

Shall we man the walls
Pa rum pum pum pum
Mordrem come

Yes, Commander
Pa rum pum pum pum
Amber won’t fall this time
Pa rum pum pum pum
I called the airships in
Pa rum pum pum pum
I poured the oil pots down
Pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum

Then the Breach gaped wide
Pa rum pum pum pum
We went inside …