As second in command of the Pact forces, and Sylvari being revealed as being corruptable by Mordremoth, I should have no trouble at all imposing a vote of no confidence in Trahearne and finally taking control myself.
My first action will be to declare that anyone has the right to change their Profession. (Method to be determined… Gem Store no doubt). I am not talking about Rangers turning into Druids, or Necromancers turning into whatever they are gonna be called when they get a Greatsword. That’s due to Specializations or Masteries or whatever. No, I’m talking about full Profession change. Isn’t that what Rytlock did? Isn’t Revenant supposed to be an entirely new stand-alone Profession? If he can do it, we should be allowed as well!
Next we will find some sort of compromise so that everyone can live with the Megaserver. It’s still ruining the game for role players and people who prefer lesser populations.
Town Clothes are on my agenda. Nothing they did with Outfits prevents them from coming back exactly as they worked before. There will also be a concentrated effort to fix old long-standing bugs. (Graphics, idle-time emotes, sound effects, you name it!) Lion’s Arch is (supposedly) to be repaired. I will speed up the process. Ellen Kiel is out. Not because I give a darn or not, but because there will be no more “Captain’s Council”. I’m taking over and accepting applications for governorship.
Feel free to petition me for other changes/fixes you would like. Trahearne was just your salad course. I’m gonna be your entrée. Once I’ve cleaned up this joint, I’ll be happy to hand things over to whoever wants to be the dessert, and things will be sweet again.
(Insert evil laugh here: MuaHaHaHaHaHa! It’s good to be the king!)
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm all day.
Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm the rest of his life.
– Unknown Fire Elementalist
