Wanna know what I really think is worse than both Kormir and Trahearne combined? Characters in the Guild Wars universe so despicable, so annoying, so ungrateful, that this thread had to be created?
The Dredge.
We saved theirkitten what, MULTIPLE times in Guild Wars 1! And how do they repay us? Not even a little thank you!? No, instead they kitten attacked us in the Echavold Forest right after we saved theirkitten from the Stone Summit with their weird BDSM fetish!
So after tolerating their crap and killing Urgoz, once again they’re captured by the Stone Summit BDSM kittens! Whoopdiedoo! We have to save them again at Vloxen’s Excavations!
And how did they thank us for saving them again? Maybe a gold, or a chest with some of the valueable loot they found? But no, they tell us they’re tookitten scared to continue on in the dungeon to investigate Zoldork or whoever the boss was, so we have to risk our lives AGAIN just to make them happy!
Fast forward 250 years. You’d think after so many years of humans saving theirkitten they would maybe trade with us? Maybe show a little gratitude for the Hero of Tyria? But no! Not only do they harass me when I’m trying to get ONE kitten waypoint, but they keep randomly attacking the Durmand priory and stealing OUR resources!
Know what? kitten the Dredge! For the next GW2 expansion, I nominate a Dredge to be the leech because I could at least tolerate Trahearne and Kormir compared to these unappreciative kitten!
And you want to know the absolute WORST about them of all? It’s not their nerdy voice, disgusting faces, or their awful personality… THEY’RE COMMUNISTS!!!