Worst Patch Note You Can Think Of
Phalanx Strength : added a 5 second internal CD
Fixed old bug. No QA.
Blasting a field field now grants 1 might.
*Doesn’t say anything about changing the ranger 1H Sword autopilot*
That patch bug where every time you stealthed you got insta revealed, We Thieves/Mesmers wanted to hunt down the Devs.
That patch bug where every time you stealthed you got insta revealed, We Thieves/Mesmers wanted to hunt down the Devs.
*sniff* oh how I wish I could’ve been there for that glorious shining bug.
Oh, GW2 path notes rather than ones I have writ….um, seen elsewhere, yeah, seen. I would have to say the one where healing mist from elementalists got taken down to near melee range.
Deadly Mixture and Fireforged Trigger not mentioned anywhere.
that it makes every other class in the game boring to play.”
Hawks
Ranger: Added knockback to Longbow #2…
GW2 now F2P, all vets will get a FoTM outfit.
- With addition of new fractals level to 100, Fractals personal reward level was reset to 30(AGAIN KITTEN FOKAS).
- Ride the Lightning skill:
- Increased recharge increased 20 seconds to 40 seconds.
- Recharge is now halved if the player strikes a foe.
:(
“Fixed client crash” Why? Cause it means nothing new or interesting added
Droprate of precursors have been raised “significantly” and in return all precursors are accountbound now.
-Fixed a server crash
-we couldn’t figure out how to fix the current problems with necro’s without making them OP so we have removed them from the game.
You will be compensated with an empty character slot and 400 gems, please enjoy one of our other classes.
Removed all karma boosters from the combined boosters made with boost enchantment powder and another booster. Didn’t bother to mention it in the patch notes.
ANet may give it to you.
My main is a ranger, and I submitted a lot of bugs when I first began playing. When the patch came I read the patch notes and… nearly every bug I submitted which was helping ranger had been fixed. Nearly every bug I submitted which was hurting ranger had the tooltip changed to say that was now the correct behavior.
I stopped submitting bug reports.
All genders of characters and NPCs are swapped to the opposite.
All same-sex relationship storylines continue after the change
Dodge recharge times have been doubled across all classes except Thief where it has been halved.
Welcome to the Internet, exposing characters since the early 80’s.
Weapon Swap has been disabled across all professions and will not be coming back. We felt that this mechanic was too complex for some players.
Free to play accounts will be made available for existing players in the gemstore for 1800 gems.
NPE
Fight the queens
All same-sex relationship storylines continue after the change
Huh? there are same-sex relationship storylines at all? I never found any
Class Balance Patch:
Ranger; No Change.
Trait system has been rolled back to the April, 2014 iteration.
World Bosses
- Golem Mark II: Removed the boxes.
- Frozen Maw: Added more snowflakes.
- The Shatterer: Looks to the right now, uses new skill Glare which causes 30 seconds vulnerability, 10 seconds of fear, 4 minutes of burning if more than 20 players are standing on the rocks.
- Jungle Wurm, occasionally submerges and when reemerging, swallows up to 30 players for 20 seconds causing poison then expels them at other players in the area causing aoe poison damage.
- Shadow Behemoth, added 10 more portals.
- Taidha Covington, added 30% more health to the gate, increased duration of invulnerability 4 seconds so she can reach the beach and trigger her full event sequence.
- Modniir Ulgoth, talks smack personally to individual players with new text-to-speech engine, turns all players into hummingbirds during first 30 seconds of fight. Hummingbirds have 1 skill: Fight the wind! speed increased by 33%, if struck by tornado player will be downed instantly.
- Fire Elemental, reintroduced original event, good luck everybody!
- Claw of Jormag, removed limit on consecutive fears, extended range of blue ice zone.
- Tequatl the Sunless, there’s something in the water, and it’s piranhas; players standing in water take 1 stack(5s) of bleeding damage each second.
Class Balance
- Ranger: removed cooldown on Longbow #4
- Necromancer: removed healing skills due to Death Shroud being a second health pool and life siphon being available in traits.
- Thief: increased base speed to 33%, all other speed boosts add to this.
Racial Changes
- Asura: increased height by 50%, reduced size of all ears by 30%
- Charr: removed tail clipping issues by putting a tail sleeve in all clothing. Changed tail design to be more bovine like.
- Sylvari: to reduce the amount of cannibalism, Sylvari can no longer be chefs.
- Human: no changes, human master race!!
- Norn: due to the solo nature of the Norn culture, Norn can no longer form or join parties.
The patch that added 4s reveal is my most hated.
Glad they reverted it but it still needs reverted in Spvp.
-There is now raids in GW2.
- GW2 is now in maintenance mode, now announcing GW3 beta!
To get more players for hot we decided to make it free, anyone that already bought hot will recieve an extra character slot, a dye, a random weapon skin and 500 gems
to make it easier for f2p players to catch up we’ve made all current gear useless and added a new tier, we’ve also reduced all gold by 50%. to compensate we’ve sent a free “exclusive” pet to everyone that played before f2p
All same-sex relationship storylines continue after the change
Huh? there are same-sex relationship storylines at all? I never found any
Are we playing the same game? Personally I’d welcome more, but I know there would be a firestorm if there were more male-male relationships instead of female-female.
But in case you missed them here are some:
Eladus and Dagdar (Green Knight sylvari story)
Caithe and Faolain
Marjory and Kasmeer
There’s a few more that I can’t remember right now.
Existing borderland maps are being replaced with a new and exciting desert borderland map. It’s new and exciting, we promise!
“Pet leash range increased to 2000”
Save the Bell Choir activity!
Claw of Jormag: Doubled knockdown time, doubled fear time, both now bypass stability and heat shield. Nobody thinks this boss is anything but a troll in dragonscales anyway, might as well make it official.
Legendary armor now drops from chests in the SW.
Adrenaline now begins to decay the moment combat ends.
“…let us eat and drink, for tomorrow we shall die;.”