Guild Wars 2

You keep playing to do ‘Just one more thing’ which turns into an all nighter.

when you go to another game and wonder why your double tap to evade key isn’t working.

Auron.2657:

You keep playing to do ‘Just one more thing’ which turns into an all nighter.

Ditto, in my case it is craft just one more lvl.

then I continue it in my dreams and I am upset the next day because I don’t have all those awesome stuff in my inventory.

Or worst, explore one more map and I end up climbing mountains in my sleep

The game is just over a month old and you’re already saying “When’s new content going to be released?”

When you find yourself twitching to hit your action keys while falling asleep. (yeah, left hand was twitching for my key combo when I hit that “not quite asleep yet” barrier)

When your brain won’t shut down and let you sleep because you’ve been playing so long … so, since you’re not sleeping anyway, you go back and play more.

When you play 10hours a day for 1 month, get to the end and say the game sucks.
Seen it happen lmao.

>>When you play 10hours a day for 1 month, get to the end and say the game sucks.
Seen it happen lmao.<<

::looks out the window:: Don’t hafta go far for that. Yeah, “I spent 350 hours playing this game and it sucks!” Sure, worst 350 hours of entertainment you’ve ever spent 60 bucks on – I feel for ya.

When you have played close to 120 hours in the space of 21 days.

It’s taken me from November 11th until now to get 200 hours on Skyrim, a game i thought i played a lot. So to have 120 hours in 21 days… no life.

That’s not even the sad part, the sad thing is i plan to keep on playing like i have been…

when you’ve logged on more than once before realizing the game is terrible?

I kid, of course.

when you end up randomly saying ‘’turn up the heat!’’ in real life.
when you add your own custom music playlist and add alot of rpg music.

It’s 5:57 AM O.o I really need some sleep for church in a few hours.

When you self censure in real life… “What the KITTEN are you doing dumbKITTEN?”

You slowly become separated from society, you heart and mind yearns for more of that action. That sweet, sweet gameplay and those graphics which create that environment which is the most luscious candy for your eyes. You flock away, every ticking minute, thinking about your character, your next adventure, the next moment.

Yeah I have no idea what the kitten I just typed. I’ve played for 247 hours since the release date. Played every day. At least 2-3 hours. On my holiday so I either play GW2, or eat.

When you visit a kindergarten and are amazed you stand out instead of being downscaled

When you pick up an apple and are surprised your skills haven’t changed accordingly.

“Apple Übersmash Attack go!”

You go to make lunch and can’t find the discovery tab in the kithcen

“Alright, I log off when I get that Vista.”

“Oh, I’m about to level up, let’s get this done as well.”

“Hmmm, I have a new instance same level as me, let me do that real quick and I’m off to sleep.”

“A heart quest nearby, alright this will be the last for tonight.”

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I hate this game.

…you get up, log in, wave to the neighbood bot, and wonder once again why you can’t sell anything on TP for more than 1c above vendor price…

Dear diary;

1300: Fired up GW2.

1400: Friend rang, told him he would have to ring back as I had something very important to do then cursed as putting phone down because ‘I really need to concentrate on these jumps to get that vista!’.

1600: Argument regarding the virtues of eating with the family rather than retiring to my PC room with the plate of food. Stomped off without the meal! I actually like cold pizza!

1700: Quick break to go start preparing the bath tub for use shortly for daily scrub!

1740: Oh, kitten! Oh, KITTEN! Ran to bath room and turned off water just in time to stop an overflow. My, that was a close one. Still, I just leveled – woot!

1900: Man alive! Dragged away from GW2 to go do shopping. Left game running as, surely I would not be long.

1920: Hmm! Baked beans £1.20 – wonder if they’ll take a bid? Maybe if enough of us bid low, the trading company will drop the price.

2000: Good to get back home. Grabbed a slice of cold pizza returned to GW2. Wondering, as I start to play again, why the kitten I did not jump, jump, jump to the top of the trading company building to get a better view of the glorious sunset. Still, had no camera with me so maybe I’ll get another chance later when I do have camera.

2100: Was’nt I going to bathe? Oh, well! water too cold to use now – I can always wash up tomorrow. I’ll make a note of that and put it where it will be clearly seen among all the other stickies stuck around my monitors – surely it will not get lost among my game notes!?!

2200: Why am I writing this when I need to use the time for gathering mats? I need all mats I can get as all my alts cover all the different crafts. I may have to decide on a ‘main’ at some point.

2300: Must remember to turn on TV so I can watch that awesome movie in half an hour. I’ll just get this part of ‘my story’ finished.

2400: Missed the movie! Never mind, those two great drops made up for it. And that 1c from the mail gave me a chuckle – keep ’em coming you naughty little scammers. Wait! Did I just say that out loud?

0100: I’ll need to go to bed soon as I cannot afford to miss that important interview in the morning.

0200: Kitten! K _ i _ t_t_e_n! KITTEN! Just give me that skill point all ready! Fixing armor and teleports cost money you know.

0230: What’s that mum? Yeah I’ll knock it off in a minute – just got to go see the queen. What you mean London is far away? Silly women. Sorry! No malice meant. Yeah I’ll knock it on the head and go to bed in a minute.

0330: I’m sure that clock needs a new battery. Maybe I can get my engineer friend to look at it. Woah! What was that? cool lightning affects man. How do I learn that?

0500: Worn out! Must sleep! But I only have to find one point of interest to finish the map.

0600: Right this stinks! Been on top of the island and all round it and looked under water for an opening. For the love of the gods, how do I get the POI?

0800: Flibble drool mph zomk!

1100: What? What? Hmmmph! leave me alone. Can’t you see I’m sleeping. What interview? I saw Logan a while ago. What do ya mean ’Who’s logan?’. You know him! Big guy – has a thing about shiny armour though he has dirty linen in his past – has a thing for the queen. You know.

1110: ‘Yes it is switched of – I’ll be there in a minute.’

1120: Big row. I do’nt see the problem. A few hours a week playing GW2 is no big deal! Its not as if I play it everyday cough cough.

1200: Rang interview guy and said sorry – he gave me one last chance – I go see him tomorrow. So all is good.

1230: How do I make pancakes? Why does this kitchen not have a discovery tab?

1300: Fired up GW2.

Yeah, the game has a lot to keep us interested (I know some may disagree).

This type of thread usually gets a good few posts and gives a good few laughs.

Keep ‘em coming – I’m sure there are much better posts than mine about this!

Keep pressing “V” to dodge in other games as well as “F” to loot xD

I myself tend to press “R” to reload after a few days of Borderlands 2.

when you chop down sapplings in your neighbor hood. and then get arrested

when you dream about bugs bugs and more bugs. Oh and a broken toaster.

Your playing a single player RPG and you keep right clicking to rotate camera when you don’t have to… and fire off mana induced skill instead.

Your creating weapons in another game and wonder why your not getting XP fro crafting it.

I am playing GW2 in my dream.

ooOOOooo…….HooOOOow doOOOo yOOou do.
Quaggan loOOOoove yoOOOou.
You read this in Quaggan voice.

zagaara.6724:

ooOOOooo…….HooOOOow doOOOo yOOou do.
Quaggan loOOOoove yoOOOou.
You read this in Quaggan voice.

GAH. curse you.

When you get a papercut and yell SHAKE IT OFF!

when you wonder why your necromancer is casting an elementalist spell, only to realise it’s your elementalist you’re playing.

When you find a lemon in your fridge and get excited because you needed that for a cooking recipe.

when you play for more than 10 minutes and stop getting loot.

Ok well seeing as how I’m not aloud to type ‘Lmao’ in response to someone elses funny post as it is ‘Unmeaning Contribution’ let me elaborate.

SkabSavage.8015:

When you find a lemon in your fridge and get excited because you needed that for a cooking recipe.

Hello, I read this post and it caused me to laugh. Every individual varies in their neurological pathways through their “boxes” in their brain to reach the output of laughter from a number of different inputs. Laughter is caused by certain visual or audio stimuli, often by perception of the unexpected or the incongruous. So in short, reading this post was unexpected, and caused me to laugh. Thanks.

When you find yourself accidentally humming the world music.

PP

SkabSavage.8015:

When you find a lemon in your fridge and get excited because you needed that for a cooking recipe.

YES! I was in the grocery store the other day and was excited to find Bay Leaves. I started putting together recipes in my head.

Also, I do hum the soundtrack, and I can’t play any other games cuz double-tap evade doesn’t do anything!

I have also mistakenly signed off emails as my avatar name, thankfully only to my family and not at work!

When you look at a picture of buildings or mountains online and immediately start looking for ways to climb them to get to the Vista.

When you hear lyrics in music that resemble Guardian Shouts and think, “Hope it’s traited…oh god what’s wrong with me?”

You promise yourself you will finally go to bed at midnight tonight, and actually shut off the PC at 2:30am…..every single time.

I had a dream last night that had nothing to do with GW2 or any game. I was starting my first day in a giant office complex of some kind. At first I was just walking around the building to become familiar. After a bit though I suddenly had a paper map of the building that had poi’s and waypoints marked on it and I started going to the spots and hearing the unlocked sound. At one there were animals with red text over their heads – I just ran through them. The final one looked like a huge military control room filled with uniformed people. I tried to do the run in, ‘ding’ the poi and run out thing, but some woman general started yelling at me and I woke up.

You play for 30 minutes, DR kicks in and you stop getting loot..

Jack of Tears.9458:

When you look at a picture of buildings or mountains online and immediately start looking for ways to climb them to get to the Vista.

Or just as you drive to work