Guild Wars 2

Let’s play a game.

You know you play too much Guild Wars 2 if/when?

If you catch yourself using the word bookah in real life. I did this….lol

Your turn.

You know you play Guild Wars 2 too much if you can still hear the auto-attack sound effects in your head when you have logged off.

You know you play female human Guardian with a Greatsword too much when that sounds like “REEP! REEP! REEP!”

When you tell your girlfriend that you want to inspect her “suspicious bush”

… when I am laying with my partner and suddenly hit diminishing returns.

When I’m writing down skill chains on the pad beside the bed after inspiration hits me around 3am.

When I “Ride the Lightning” off a cliff irl

When your Xbox is the SECOND thing you think of when you hear “Red Ring Of Death”

When you set yourself a new sleep schedule so that you can play GW2 before and after work.

When you’re itching to play but can’t until you’ve finished the trading post spreadsheet.

When you run around with a bible in your hand screaming “RECEIVE THE LIGHT!”

When you see someone running fast and think to yourself – I bet they could ’’outrun a centaur".

when you try to break up a fight with “More Violets, Less Violence”!

When you already have a Legendary.

Saw one last night, and my oh my, it sure does live up to its name.

When your dreams at night are of you fighting in Tyria.

When you tell your wife that her crafting needs to be leveled more after shes sewn a button on your shirt.

When you play 15 minutes, DR kicks in and you stop getting loot.

When your girlfriend tells you to “befoul this locale no more”

When you constantly hear “I can outrun a centaur” Omg.

- When someone passes you on the highway and you think to yourself, “Ha ha! You ran from Skrittttttttt!”

- If you’ve begun saying “Foo!” out loud.

- You, and everyone you know now all suffer from carpal tunnel syndrome. It hurts just typing this response!

(true story)

When you make a loud falling noise walking down a flight of stairs

You yell “FOR GR- ON MY- SHAKE IT OFF!” when somebody insults you.

- You have uttered out loud, “By Ogden’s Hammer! What great savings!”

You know you play too much GW2 when your night-long dream ends in you finding a rich orichalcum node.

You know you play too much GW2 (as illustrated by ArenaNet) when…

… Diminishing Returns kicks in.

When you’re constantly checking your GPS for waypoints, vistas and POIs.

When you are F5ing the guildwars2 forum2 while you are supposed to be working cough

(honestly, these forums are not worth F5ing, but I need my hourly GW2 fix)

when you decide to update your wardrobe and tell your boss you need a raise to afford some dye packs.

When you eat a salad and think you are committing murder

when i can outrun a centaur.

When you’re there to tell good night to someone and still there to tell him good morning.

This is great!

“When you eat a salad and think you are committing murder” ~skstylez

when you see a flag and think WAR BANNER.

When you have a dream your account gets hacked every night T~T

When you are fighting your Office Nemesis on top of the office building and you throw some bees in his face which causes you to roll back accidentally falling off the 10 story building to your death.

…happens way too often.

When you can’t help but have the urge shout “i feel 6’ tall” when you see a dwarf.

When you spend time at work reading this forum :/

When you hit DR.

When I am raiding in another MMO (or playing another MMO) and keep double tapping to dodge! And then realize that I just sit there and spam my 1 or 2 key to dps….. BORING! lol

when u have nightmares involving Ascolon ghost and blue fire….. “run squishy human for i shall 1 shot you!”

When you walk next to some rocks and think “hmm… a jumping puzzle… maybe i will…”

When you hit level 62 and realize every zone has the same gimmick and no real story.

Unless you pay attention to the stories xP

when you go to a museum and hear the point of interest sound go off when you finish looking through an exhibit.

when something starts to rub you the wrong way say “urge to KILL RISING!”

When a colleague asked me to borrow something to him and I said “You break it, I break you!”)

when you’re sick and tired of playing.

We’re being serious, right?

You know you play Guild Wars 2 too much when…

You pause for several seconds while helping someone up.
You see a young tree in the park and think to yourself, “No gathering tools equipped”
You open up your backpack and expect to find some butter.

Instead of saying “My God” you say “By Dwayna” or something similar.

……..I’ve been doing this since Guild Wars ONE. I played way too much.

when hit lvl 80 and find the Best Gear/weapons and want more.

When you have a Legendary.

No, wait, strike that, when you have one of EVERY legendary. And can swap between Twilight, Sunrise, AND that third greatsword. AT WILL.