Guild Wars 2

…you caress anyone who sleeps, in the hope he/she will stand up
…you instantly start throwing dirt at the nearest living being in sight, if you slip and fall
…you leave your mathclass with the words: “this content blows, no endgame, always the same guys in PvP, i’ll go back to WoW” then walk back into the classroom after 5 seconds
…you throw 4 things with the same color into your washer in the hope you will get something awesome when it’s done spinning
…you pick-up a phone with the words “excelsior” and hang it up with the words “may lyssa bless you”

You’ve ever wondered what a bathroom design must look like to accommodate Sylvari, Charr, Norn and Humans.

You think of food not in terms of nutrition or calories, but XP.

You no longer find it deeply creepy when a character rotates in place to turn.

You’re pleasantly surprised at the lack of loading screens whenever you leave your front door.

You’re jealous that your hometown isn’t a hopelessly complex multi-level illogical maze.

Norn mages living in a winter wasteland, wearing bikini armor made of silk, somehow makes perfect sense to you.

Insist on calling your dry cleaning fee the “armor repair costs”.

Explain death to a child not as the “end of life” but “something elementalists do many times an hour”.

whenever you or a friend are sad you yell “Shake it off!”

After a six pack, you head into the nearest bathroom and shout, “Ready to unleash!”

When you and your wife get into an argument, she scratches your chest with her nails, and you get 5 stacks of bleed…

When you drink too much alcohol and get the stun effect…

When you hit the treadmill and you try to blow a whistle, thinking it will make you run faster…

When you go to the city and find a church of dwayna… with Tom Cruise there!

When you look at google earth and think that some area looks remarkable similar to somewhere in GW2 – done that.

Cheers.

When you constantly turn the flame up on a gas stove and yell, “FEEL MY WRATH!”

When you want to use the word “foo” for every negative thing that happens in a day .-.

Your dreams include such things as defending lowlands supply camp with your ranger pet siege devourer against a group of SBI led by Tequatl the Sunless.

Your final project for your programming class is a python program that takes a purchase amount of copper silver and gold coins, and how much the item must resell for to break even at 15% tax while calculating profits for 20% and 30% markups. (No, it’s not done yet)

You know you play Guild Wars 2 too much when…

You shouted “For great justice!” in a public library. . . . .

When you buy your woman flowers, walk up to her, and right when she smiles at you throw one at her face screaming, “this rose has thorns, HERE THEY ARE!!!!!”

I can’t believe no one had said it yet.

Whenever I stub my toe or hit my shin, I would yell out in my Charr voice “MY LEG!!!”

for great justice is playing at loop inside your head.

you were having sex and shouted for great justice.

When you are sad in the morning because you have to pay 1 euro for the workplace waypoint :P

When you open your refrigerator’s vegetable bin and wonder want you might be able to use for a discovery .

wauwi.9162:

…you throw 4 things with the same color into your washer in the hope you will get something awesome when it’s done spinning

I honestly laughed out loud to this one.

Lorb.9746:

When you open your refrigerator’s vegetable bin and wonder want you might be able to use for a discovery .

Yes! I go into the grocery store and I see various fruits and veggies and start thinking about the game and want to collect them all. I don’t even LIKE fruits and veggies that much.

When you figth your wife i she kiks you and you say. Not even an scracth, your little attak will acomplish nothing.

Also when i pvp on wvw and i die and i rage saying to her i die because of you!.

You know you play too much GW2 when…

…you tell your GF/wife/parents that you are going to the local grocery store to harvest some items.

…you look at the high spike in your latest power bill usage.

…you decide to craft yourself a sweater with the logo “Proud member of a Guild Wars 2 guild”.

…you go to work and it feels like Orr.

…you dream of maiking out with your GW2 female character.

I’ll write more if you want hihihi.

Loving these! So funny!

You know you play too much GW2 when:

See someone walking their dog and you thinkg “I didn’t know rangers could have that breed of dog.”
You see 3 people walking their dogs and think “I need to report them! >:(”

You walk past a sqirrel/pigeon/bird and you randomly kill it.
Whilst walking through tow you wonder where all the Charr and Norn are……
You start applying in game sound effects to things in real life.
You start comparing travel costs to waypoint costs.
You wonder how many globs of ectoplasm you could salvage from designer clothes.
Peopl start talking to you in charr voices.

You feel genuinely sad when you do a roll and fire doesn’t spread everywhere.
playfighting with your patner/sibling and you think “I can switch attunements much faster than they can >:)”

…yer…….

You Know you play Guild Wars 2 too much when your about to get jumped and your like EVERYONE COME!

When you look on the TP for Christmas gifts.

- when you jump everywhere instead of walk. may or may not attempt a jump dodge IRL.

- when you had portobello mushroom for dinner last night and thought, “crap, did i use my mithril harvesting sickle on this? wait, my ORICHALCUM SICKLE?? kitten you forgot to switch again!!”

- when you sleep talk to your wife as she’s waking you up to feed the cats, “hold on, lemme put my armour away first…”

Every time i have to bring around gold seller letters…

When you value gold more than real money

When you are ashamed to tell people your /age

Or when logging in and not feeling you made good money on the TP the day before

You know you play Guild Wars 2 too much when you get hungry and you check the fridge and see that dad brought your favorite salami from the store and you think: “Now this is a find!”

…When you wish someone a “Happy Wintersday” instead of a ‘Merry Christmas.’

…When you use the term “kitten” instead of a curse word.

…When you get a small papercut and factually deduce it counts as one stack of Bleed.

…When you pay for new, expensive clothes and happily yell “Nice gear!”

…When you buy an animal from the pet store and refer to it as a Mini.

You Look at a map of California and when you see “LA” you think “Lions Arch” instead of “Los Angeles.”

This is a true one for me:

…when you load up the GW2 forum webpage and your G/F says “Oh god…not this again!”

… when divorce papers are presented to you. Seriously… don’t let this happen.

When someone asks you for spare change.. “I’m rich, you know”

MethodicMockingbird.6520:

When you value gold more than real money

Actually, it’s very much possible to calculate the relative value of gold to real money.

You know you play GW2 too much when you wake up from a great dream and wonder why you’re not sitting at your computer.

You know you play too much Guild Wars 2 when
Your bum becomes stuck to the chair.

You know you play too much GW2 when…

You write an awesome piece of code at work, and say to the guy next to you “Did you SEE THAT? TELL ME YOU SAW THAT!”

You name your first born -Jormag.

… When googling you type GW2 at the front of all searches.

(Whenever I’m looking for any information guild wars related I do this. But then once it’s time to look up a recipe for dinner I automatically type GW2 ________)

Lol

When you yell “For Great Justice!” when you open the door to meet the <insert religious guy> knocking on your door at 7:00AM on Sunday morning.

when you explain your grand mother why ascend gear is the root of all evil

Oh my goodness! This the most hilarious thread ever :-) Thanks to all, you made me laugh!

You know you play GW2 too much when you yell " I AM AWESOME!" in front of everybody just for doing simple daily things like making coffee!

You know you play too much Guild Wars 2 when you type /age … and that the number displayed is scarry

You know you play too much Guild Wars 2 when you want to make bad salad jokes (yet don’t fell like it…)

…when your pet dies and you yell “I hand-raised that minion!”

—when everyone has health bars above their heads in your dream

….when you scream “There is a huge karka sitting in a corner of the room!”…instead of a spider :p

….when you hit a dog with a car, you pull over and go loot it.

…When your girlfriend who doesn’t play Guild Wars 2 tells you “She feels 6 feet tall”…

That and she says come to bed already

When you grind for hours, come to forums and make whine post about grinding then go back to grinding.

When you break up with someone and tell them “weakness makes me sick”.

When you walk into a bar in town you have never been to and say “A new place!”

You tell people on a regular basis “This looks like a fine place to make my legend”.

When you catch yourself saying “Bears breath!” at something incredible. (I just did this, this morning xD)