Guild Wars 2

…you dodge roll out of your bed in the middle of the night and crash into your closet door.

You read another ‘you know when … GW2’ thread and think ‘What? Too much? It surely cannot be done!’.

rofl

oh wow, I haven’t done anything even remotely like that. Heck, I haven’t had this issue since I had nightmares about dying on my survivor years ago in GW1. Just don’t have the time to eat/sleep/breathe the game anymore.

Although….I was having a dream this morning about being chased by dragon coffers. Screaming ‘buy me buy me, you know you want to’ It was disturbing. Still….not on the same level as the OP….he’s definitely got me beat.

You type /age, turn the game off, put your head down on your keyboard.

In the morning I sit up and extend a glowing hand, hoping someone will revive me, but…I often say, “urgh” and lay back down.

…In the morning, I start counting the money in my wallet to WP to work!

You get a bottle of water and throw it on the ground to give yourself a RL boon.

…when you refuse to play the local lottery due to rage over RNG.

I pour gas on ground and lit it up. Then I smash the ground with my hammer.

I get up and open RNG boxes to see what clothes I’m going to wear for the day. I often leave the house in velvet track suits.

Crazylegsmurphy.6430:

I get up and open RNG boxes to see what clothes I’m going to wear for the day. I often leave the house in velvet track suits.

Nice! I did this for 2 hours and all I got was 1000 pieces of bubblegum, rags and ONE silk hat.

I figured the one silk hat would overpower the looks of the rags on the way to work.

When you look at your character and realize he has worn the same outfit for 6 months straight, fighting and swimming in it, and you wonder what he smells like.

A couple weeks ago, I had the sudden urge to chop down every tree in sight.

My neighbors were not amused when when I harvested all their cabbages and asparagus. I told him that all nodes were shared and he called me a kitten. :/

Your friends who don’t play games at all ask how your characters are doing.

While walking around on the street, a bird flies low above someone nearby, you think “hey, he got mail”…

when u keep eating candy until you puke.

when you start using exclamations like “bookah,” “excelsior,” and “my ears!”

Excelsior!!!!
I so do that lol

I’ve used ‘bookah’ lol hadnt even thought about that.

hahaha I have used Bookah and I don’t even have an Asura!

I admit… I often say “This won’t end well” and notice that no one seems to get it.

…you dodge roll in another game… :P

Calae.1738:

…you dodge roll out of your bed in the middle of the night and crash into your closet door.

Wait you sleep ?
But how do you get your materials?!

I know I’ve played too much when I see zombie films and think “Pfft use Greatsword, then Scepter/focus and you’ll be fine!”

Piscore.6934:

…you dodge roll in another game… :P

Try to dodge roll in other games. Fail. Leave the game in disgust.

Been there.

VOLKON.1290:

Piscore.6934:

…you dodge roll in another game… :P

Try to dodge roll in other games. Fail. Leave the game in disgust.

Been there.

Me too

• When your significant other tells you that you stole their heart and you respond, “No I didn’t every player can complete the same heart.”

• When someone asks you what time you want get together and you respond, “Hold on let me check the dragon timer.”

• When someone gives you a wrapped present and you open it only to complain, “Another kitten blue sweater. When am I going to get a yellow one?”

• When you find yourself flushing things down the toilette in the hope that something better will come up when the water refills.

• When your friends ask you why you are making a bunch of bird houses and you tell them you are just trying to finish your daily.

• You go to work, only stay for an hour and your boss asks where you are going. You respond by telling them you only came to work to finish your daily.