Guild Wars 2

In the world of Tyria, the death of your main-character loss is mourned/celebrated. A true hero has gone on to the mists. We shall miss him/her.

What will be written on your gravestone in the Shaemoor Graveyard (or wherever your race puts memorials up to heroes)?

Now we know what that button does…..

Here lies Dyre Rendblade.

For some reason he felt the need to roll off a cliff.

OR

Here lies Dyre Rendblade.

Who shouted out numbers before he died.

What they mean, no one knows.

EDIT: kitten ninja’d by Gab :P

Here lies Kaiyanwan the Lazy.
He tought he was a the clone next to him and blew himself up.
May he rest in pieces.

Here lies Little ToT
He was a cute little Asura
One day he was accidently shot
Oh dear what a loser

Well that didn’t work

Here lies gimmethegepgun, failed to raise giant gear quickly enough; mauled by pack of zerglings.

He did everything right,
But was killed by instant respawns
And enemies that appeared out of thin air
That weren’t there before.

Here among the withered bones
amidst the dust of ages
beneath a crumbled broken stone
unknown to history’s pages
a curse so foul upon his bones
sung by priests and sages
here resides the sleeping one
safe from trolls and rages

Here lies Daeneth.
Died suddenly, just because her hair color didn’t feel exactly right.

Right before she died, she yelled out in chat, wwwwwwwwwssssssdddddddddd then silence. :/

Infracted to Death

lol ranger, should have been a thief.

Here lies Arsenic Touch
Last words spoken were “Hold my mead…”
As she charged over the hill with her mighty bow and faithful Arctodus named Björn, the snow gave way and she went tumbling down the shiverpeaks. (accidentally double tapped)

“Cattle die, kindred die, every man is mortal, but the good name never dies.”

Here lies Kaila Mistblade.

An example for cartographers everywhere, her vast hunger for exploration being her downfall.

“I wonder if I can get up there.”

Here lies Serophous

The water looked deep enough…

Here lies Vyserian.

She kept herself healthy by shouting… until she lost her voice.

(I don’t know if that’s right. Bad english is bad)

“Out of the 3 illusions I had , the thief picked me”
Chorgom, the Mesmer

Here lies Grumlins the Tinkerer
He thought his Flame Thrower would do enough damage to kill a Risen, sadly he was mistaken and over-run before the burn condition was applied. (takes hat off in respect)

Here lies Volkon, mesmer, genious and visionary. His research into clone sentience and self-awareness was, unfortunately for him, successful.

Here lies your average nondescript necro….

“I am death itself” proved to finally be true.

Here lies a unknown newbie Mesmer.

Poor lad accidently ported himself into the ground after he was practicing Phase Retreat…

Here lies Trahearne.
It did not end well.

Next to the grave
“That weed is the shizzle man, where did you get it?”
“Secret.”

What are you looking at!
Shuddap!
Keep going!

Here lies Fiennes, who briefly gazed at what was beneath Rata Sum… before he hit it.

I’ll bite.

Erias, try as she might, snow leopard’s form was not her saving light

I was being lazy in Timberline Falls last night and got to a cliff (that a guild friend had just fallen off of to death) so attempted to use snow leopard dash to get far enough out to make it to the deeper part of the river below where I was – yeah, didn’t work well.

I can do this!

Eminem once said:

And if that Mockingbird don’t sing and that ring don’t shine,
I’ma break that birdie’s neck

And he did.

Here lies Carth,
Guardian until the end, sword in his hand, defending those who cannot fight.
Last words “Stand your ground!”

Here lies Yumiko Emi Ishida, mother loved by all except Claw of Jormag that stepped on her when she couldn’t see in the blinding snow.

“I can’t see!” were her last words.

Survivors are her daughter Hikari and sister Tomoko (my other alts). May she find peace in the mists.

(Actually the dragon was culled before me and my laptop can’t render a thing half of the time for a few minutes. Also the lag!)

“Here lies Mini Star.

She assumed the water was deep enough."

And with a long emotional letter of my sister (whom I play Guildwars2 with) ending with “I told you so”.

“Here lies Jheryn Arku.

He had always wondered what that Dragon’s Tooth spell he used on monsters actually felt like. Curiosity got the better of him."

“Here lies Rhoselyn.
She always had to know if a fall was too high.”
Tendency to fall off of really high ledges XD

“Curiosity killed the Charr”

Here lies Furly Longshanks,
“I wonder if I can solo that Champion”

There won’t be a stone, just some Risen farmer shouting;
“Death.. Good”

Here lies Lisly,

“Game Over”

“Do you think it’s friendly?”

“IWAY or the Highway”

“Here lies Bloody Rahl”
“Stuck his head inside ‘Twilight’, and suffocated”

“Dead and buried…may he remain that way.”

Been playing my Asuran thief lately and kept on hearing “I feel six feet tall!”

so mine would be

“I feel six feet under”

Don’t worry, this should be easy enough!

Here lies Miranda.
She abandoned her duties to the Vigil to run Citadel of Flame a million times in search of personal wealth, and now Zhaitan controls everything south of Hirathi.
May the gods have mercy on her soul.

“Ate too much food and died from being too fat to move. ‘Connoisseur of Confectioneries’ Indeed!”

Here lies brave knight, Artimus Leoheart.
He started quite raggedy
Far into mist fractals he traveled
His death was quite a tragedy
With all his armor he muscled
The cause was simple Agony

Here lies Harrek Blood Eagle. He died as he lived… Horribly.

(my homage to Blackadder)

Here lies Daemirian Taltos the Thief whose final words were heard to be…

“What do you mean they can still see me…?”

Here Lies Sage Laurel
Her Material Storage was Full
And She died when a Stack fell on her.