Guild Wars 2

hello anet,
I and some of my friends have been wanting this:
tonics for conditions.
Or at least the visually prevalent ones. They shouldn’t apply the damaging factor of the conditions, but just the visuals. Like a crippling tonic will make your character cripple, walk slow, and have the crippled walk animation.
We’re willing to pay gems for this, or go a mile for any ingame currency. Is this at all feasible?

I’d rather see this released as an emote/command update. e.g. type “/cripple” to walk as if crippled. (And sure, I’d be okay if this cost gems, as long as ANet also released a few free emotes, too.)